Ankur

Banker. Building wealth. Building myself. Watching great films. Join me in my journey.

[Ankur @Ankarism]

October Investments 📈

SIP: Rs. 42,000

NPS: Rs. 29,600

Direct Stocks: Rs. 33,000(Jio Platform IPO included)

Total invested: Rs. 1,04,600.

Dividend received: Rs. 16,534.

A month closer to the goal.

2030 retirement dream depends on one thing, Consistency. 💪

Note: Since many people ask about my SIPs, I will pin my SIP post to my profile for the next 2 days. However, 4 of those funds are not accepting fresh investments. I will update my portfolio as well and share soon.

These are my personal investments, not recommendations.

[Ankur @Ankarism]

September Investments 📈

SIP: Rs. 42,000

NPS: Rs. 29,000

Direct Stocks: Rs. 30,000

Total invested: Rs. 1,01,000.

Dividend received: Rs. 25,155.90.

A month closer to the goal.

2030 retirement dream depends on one thing, Consistency. 💪

[Ankur @Ankarism]

@PandeyjiBuilds @elonmusk So frustrating now. They really need to do something about it

[Ankur @Ankarism]

I am seeing way too many ads as a Premium subscriber. Literally every 4th post is an ad.

I can’t even imagine what it must be like for a regular account.

Stop ruining the experience, @elonmusk

[Ankur @Ankarism]

@Mr_Vivekji So it works?

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@AlwaysKachra1 Hi, Prabhas. (Read it in Om Raut’e voice)

[Ankur @Ankarism]

@Badass_BankErr Just like the video. Woah!!!!

[Ankur @Ankarism]

Even though I knew it was probably a scam, I still gave it a try.

I still haven’t figured out how to use GIFs.

Turns out, it’s not that easy.

In short:

Pressing and holding the GIF.

Tapping “Copy video link” and pasting it anywhere you want doesn’t work.

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@sasidha61811053 Toh kya khate huye ki recording karne lagenge?😂😂😂 Usse kya hoga?

[Ankur @Ankarism]

Look at the bank branch. It’s most probably decorated to celebrate Diwali. The team has ordered food and is eating together to celebrate the festival.

But Mr. Sabhya doesn’t have enough sabhyata to let five people enjoy the biggest festival of this country in peace.

Wouldn’t be surprised if the bank management asks the entire branch team to submit a written apology to Mr. Sabhya.

[Sabhya Mahajan @Sabhya79]

Helllo @UnionBankTweets i have a terrible experience at union bank keshav puram , they asked me to wait at the bank for lunch , no staff available for the cash deposit

[Ankur @Ankarism]

@ashishisdumb That bad, huh?

[Ankur @Ankarism]

@PandeyjiBuilds Yes. This gif trend will continue go on if they don’t fix it. Save all the good contents and post later.

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@ifOnlyKantala

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@CreeCoder Sometimes it just disappears.

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@Badass_BankErr How?

[Ankur @Ankarism]

@PandeyjiBuilds Algorithm is busy distributing the same story since morning with literally every post having no less than 5M impressions.

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@Reddingtheflood Algorithm is cooked.

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@PandeyjiBuilds Only people who don’t have hearts bargain.🥲

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@AmbroseAbaasa @grok Answer, grok.

[Ankur @Ankarism]

Hey @grok , you claim to be an AI with almost 10 million followers on X.

But those posts you publish on the home timeline, are they really yours? Or is there a human somewhere pulling the strings?

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@PandeyjiBuilds @grok But wo posts koi toh karta hoga🥲

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@Mr_Vivekji People should know the difference between leg pulling and humiliation.

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@Mr_Vivekji Yes. Bhai duj😌

[Ankur @Ankarism]

Thought I’d rejoin the 5 AM club today, but when you get a Wednesday off, why not spend a day feeling like that guy who has mysterious sources of income?

Have you resumed your training, or is Diwali mode still on?