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[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

Subway getting rid of the fountain vitamin water is the biggest mistake they’ve made

[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

Dudes with jeeps love to drive with the door off and 1 foot hanging outside lmao

[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

May have chain smoked cigs last Saturday but this Saturday I ran in a 5k so it’s okay

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

calling in retarded to work

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Crying for all the whales having their eardrums blown out by sonar. War is an abuse of Nature.

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

Figuring out which of your married friends still Venmo each other for food

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

No one takes longer to e-sign a document than a client who harassed you all week with great urgency

[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

Almost ordered a cutesy phone case then remembered I have a damn orange phone

[Vrundaa @Vrundaaa1]

Turning an age when your mom had you is kinda diabolical socially

[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

Or maybe it’s because I’ve lived 5 lives in my lifetime

[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

My hair rapidly graying at 24 is some kind of universal karma I just fucking know it

[Colyn @colynelliott]

so this just ruined my day

[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

Immediately calling IT when you come into work and have zero emails. Something must be broken

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

the endless cycle of washing your hands and applying lotion

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

when i’m reading a novel and there’s a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it

[mackenzie @AnkromKenzie]

There woulddd be a blizzard hitting Ohio the weekend I booked a flight home 🙂

[ethyl ꕤ 🌼 @luvmoonv]

im pissing my bed as im reading this over and over again 😭😭😭😭

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

My French friend was late for work the other day & posted this on his story 😭