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[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

@Jimmberr Good. Or else they owe me a check

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

@REMINGTONJV Build a statue of all the waitresses combined. It’ll be like the Sears tower of Lancaster

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

When I die I wanna be cremated and mixed in with a batch of Anabars. That way all of my friends and family can eat me and enjoy the privilege of my company one last time. They still have to pay for it though. $29.99 per box you cheap fucks.

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

I’m going as Antifa for Halloween. Do I just go to Hot Topic for that?

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

Natty lifters think they’re special. I see it as a sign of weakness. Grow up

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

@_GrantFurness Level up. Power up. Achieve your final form

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

Face ID doesn’t work if you’re picking your nose. There’s bugs in the system Apple. Big ones.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Sanjay Gupta said on Rogan that he was “Fauci’s wet nurse” when he was coming up as a doctor. This is sick!

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

@Pureadrenalin89 Lesss go!

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

You, a fully vaccinated person who didn't leave your house for a year, lost your mind and is still wiping your groceries with Clorox wipes, "I can't believe how selfish these frontline workers are who made it possible for me to stay home--they're holding us back. Fire them all."

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

Dave Chappelle’s new special is a god damn work of art.

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

For a generation that “can’t find a good man” ya sure are pregnant a lot.

-Dylan Shane

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

At this point I think we can all agree that no matter what happens if Brian Laundrie is found he should just be hugged and let’s drop all the negativity.

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

By the way, natural immunity counts in Europe. Just not in USA. Good to know.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Every 9/11 my family “re-enacted 911” as a live action memorial. We would fly the route from Boston to NY. Then for the last ten minutes of the flight we wouldn’t quietly chant the names of the fallen! What fun or unique family things do you miss?

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

@hannahhburnside @cammm81 Let’s go 💉🏈

[c housee @cammm81]

not everyone gets to say they started their day off with the honorable ryan ankrom slapping their ass

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

@REMINGTONJV @_GrantFurness He’s not wrong

[Ankrom_ @Ankrom_]

Fuck cxvid and fuck these variants. I’m done doing this. If y’all wanna sit inside and beat off with hand sanitizer, go ahead. Y’all are straight panty waste.

“But I’m a nurse and I see the bodies.”

Yeah, that’s in your job description… I’m sure you see a lot of those.

[Anabar® @anabarofficial]

Just 2 days away. You've been wanting these so bad, you're about to taste them!