Deepankur Anand

Creating stories 🍁🍁

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

@narendramodi @kharge Sharam toh aati nahi hogi ab?

[Abhinav Pandey @Abhinavpinch]

Late Night Message From Delhi Cop
#JantarMantar

[Cockroach Janta Party - CJP @Cockroachisback]

“Police didn’t use force”

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

@DelhiPolice
रात को नींद आ जा��गी?
आएगी तो सुबह शीशे में देख पाओगे?
देख पाओगे तो बच्चों से आँख मिला पाओगे?
मिला पाओगे तो मन नहीं झुलसेगा?
न भी झुलसा, दुख तो होगा?
न भी हुआ, शर्म तो आएगी?
शर्म भी न आई, बेइज़्ज़ती तो महसूस होगी?
अगर वो भी नहीं, तो ज़मीर तो मर ही गया होगा।

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

@AmitShah Need your urgent attention!!!
Some goons were trying to impersonate @DelhiPolice today at the protest site. They were wearing police uniforms without name tags and were beating unarmed, defenceless students.

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

@zomatocare @zomatocare
Look, I would repeat my issue. I have an issue with your support system.
You dealing with this restaurant being an intermediary platform is/has to be your job.
What I'm saying is, you could have saved my & your time and efforts by placing a human instead of an AI bot

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

T/1
@zomato @zomatocare Okay, so I have 0 issues with this particular resturant but with a giant cooperation like you. Upon multiple tries the zomato support chatbot takes me to a dead end. Earlier it used to be,"we can't respond now, mail us later" but it is gone now.

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

T/2

MRP overselling is not allowed and illegal. I understand some restaurants might be unaware about it and hence I contacted @zomato support. It would have been solved much easier if a human agent would have been present instead of a bot.

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

@Jasmine53567685 @PSPCLPb Trying to communicate with @PSPCLPb for the past 2 hours, It's always busy. Somehow it rang a couple of times but no one picked up. Pathetic support team.
Also, got no response to the complaint I made on their application. #Kharar #PowerCut @AAPHarbhajan @AAPPunjab @BhagwantMann

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

The way of storytelling is called: NARRATION.

Read here-
https://t.co/FLys52ehNq

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

Was wondering from where this @OpIndia_com coming up with sensational leaks on Hathras Incident. Did a little Google and this is how I get introduced to this media outlet.

What @TanushreePande did was part of her job, to get a bite and run it into the show. Any issues with that?

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

Why would one act to be feeling low eve though he/she sits alone in a room full of pretty distractions?
Because you are your own actor and your own audience maybe.

#ReasonYourself

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

अगर हर जवाब माचिस जला कर मिल जाता,
तो हर तरफ धुआं धुआं ना होता।।

#ReasonYourself

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

New memories are born on the grave of old ones, and the cycle of life spins in around this cemetery. #EveryDeathIsRemembered #AfterLongTime

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

Hardest is Goodbye
Easiest are Hi
Saddest is Depart
Happiest are We
Scariest is doubt
Safest are Hopes
Darkest is Soul
Brightest are Souls

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

@ShamshadQures11 @i_m_arsh @ayushmannk It translates(well literally)
"we kept fighting for calf & cows *cow emoji*,
They stick GST banners on our underwear *tee emoji* *😜 emoji*"

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

Yesterday I realized, adrenaline isn't always helpful. Sometimes things get a little awkward, well socially.

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

If you love notification bell more than a child's laughter. I feel pity for you.
#ReasonYourself

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

Humanity & mankind,love & sex,friends & ally,development & ammunition,ease & sloth,hope & credulity
The choice b/w right & what looks right

[Deepankur Anand @AnkurTheme]

Makers put efforts in making a film and people just upload the film. And it's trending.
@DharmaMovies @ssrajamouli
https://t.co/88QD74EfPC