Ankwachii

PREMIUMGISTS

Love || Storyteller || Memes

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

@TheNathanWay 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, plzz help retweet 🙏😞

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

@Ola___ife Yessss😂😂

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

We formed a friends' club earlier this year.

One of our rules was that whenever a member got married, we would support him with a 32-inch smart TV, a deep freezer, and a washing machine.

In April, the first member got married.

We contributed money, bought everything we had agreed on, and presented the gifts to him.

Two weeks after the wedding, he announced that he was no longer interested in being part of the club and left our WhatsApp group.

The following weekend, we showed up at his house unannounced.

We carried away the TV, deep freezer, and washing machine and left.

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

Of all my songs, I think I Go Nowhere gets the love it gets because it sounds like everything is going to be okay. That’s the best way I’d describe it. Something about the song has that feeling.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

This guy in my area cheated on his wife and left her for his side chick after his wife confronted him.

He sent his wife packing and proposed to the side chick.

The side chick rejected him.

She told him she was already engaged, and her fiancé lives in the UK.

Now, he is trying to reconcile with the wife.

They called a family meeting to settle everything.

The wife showed up at the meeting with her new man….

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

I want to like somebody so much that seeing their name on my phone makes me smile stupidly.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

Sometimes I don't need a man to fix anything. I just want him to hold me and say “come here.”

[Johnny Drille @Johnnydrille]

It’s been a while,

JOHNNY’S ROOM LIVE IS BACK!

First wave of tickets now on sale 🎟️
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[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

If he looks at me for more than three seconds, I'm already choosing our children's names.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

There is something about “I've ordered food for you” that can make a woman reconsider several things.🤭

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

Some people don't actually want a relationship. They just want access to someone who likes them.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

It's 9:57pm and I suddenly miss someone I absolutely should not miss.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

I want someone I can be completely soft with.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

Some people have no business being that attractive.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

I knew he liked me before he ever said it.🤭
The way he remembered tiny details about me was different.
He'd casually bring up things I'd mentioned weeks ago.
Men who actually listen are dangerous.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

Sometimes you don't stop loving someone. You just accept that loving them isn't enough.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

@Olacruz_ Rear as how??🤣😭

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

I knew I was in trouble when I started checking whether he was online.

[Ankwachii @Ankwachii]

You can miss someone and still know they aren't good for you.