Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀

Administrative superstar. Literary jill-of-all-trades. Performer. Librarian. Angry political retweeter. She/her.

[The Yacht Rock Cowboy @boobcowboy]

@adudenamedblake James Marsden making a whole career out of being yassified Peter Falk

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Conservatives when a less than 1% of the population undergoes gender transition: "IT'S AN EPIDEMIC THAT WE NEED TO COMMIT ALL OUR RESOURCES TO STOPPING."

Conservatives when millions of people die from a literal pandemic: "Eh, give em a couple bucks and get back to work."

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

@TheTedAllen @Bowl_of_Worcel Dinner party of my dreams. Please do this and post photos.

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

@MelindaMassie How are we Internet Twins™️, bc……

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

“I am a paragon of health,” she whispered to herself, carefully not adding the entire packet to her breakfast ramen.

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Y’all were dicks about it! That’s what happened!

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

Let's just get rid of MOHELA, get rid of the Supreme Court, get rid of student debt and in its place we can all have healthcare and puppy dogs

This country doesn't have to be a hellhole. We deserve nice things.

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

LOL "We take very seriously the separation of powers"

Prove it. Don't abuse your authority and follow the laws Congress passed

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

i don’t think i’m old, i think y’all are making up celebrities now

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

@MelindaMassie I always did my makeup at home before RENT last summer, but one night, something felt weird and the one dude was all “oh, it looks like you applied them to your actual lashes not your eyelid” and I was all “uhhhhh….”

And he pre-cast me in HEDWIG anyway 🤗😂💁‍♀️

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

I have been wearing fake lashes for many many musicals over multiple decades and still don’t know how to put them on well enough to wear them out in public.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I don’t care what anyone says - fake eyelashes look bad. They almost always look fake and are completely unnecessary for like…everyday life. Not to mention most of you don’t know how to even put them on. Gotta musical you’re performing in? Sure! Going to the store? STOP IT.

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

🙄🙄🤬

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

@MelindaMassie Hampton: I always thought this movie was going to be more nuanced than expected now IM EVEN MORE IN.

[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

A @nytimes reporter saying that it's okay for the New York Times to use a fabricated story as a source in "defence of @jk_rowling" because the person writing the defence is not classified as a "reporter," but as an "oped writer."

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

42% of librarian dates end up with one person looking something up on Wikipedia while the other checks IMDB

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

Extremism is happening under our noses, and the press is nowhere to be found. : https://t.co/fotun33ukX

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

@MIRACLECHARLIE This was for extra veg on the side as I cooked crawfish étouffée sans the trinity. So wrong but also dang right. For us.

[Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe]

Why yes, yes I did strike a pose when the under-cabinet kitchen lighting hit the foil on a sheet pan just right.