Annie Beebs

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87 time loser of the family worldle group chat

[Annie Beebs @AnnMussBeebs]

Prime Video X-Ray is a cool feature that lets you see all of the actors bones at any point in the film

[@Franklin💫 @_wavyfranklin]

When management says “we understand how much is on your plate”

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to pitch plans to the group chat that no one is into

[Ben Greenman @bengreenman]

NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes.
NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny?
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something?
BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

Putting an "I bought this before she went crazy" sticker on my Theranos device

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

You Can Eat Anything

(by tommcgovern27 on IG)

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

i understand elizabeth holmes, if i was going to prison for 11 years i would also choose to have a fortnight long sleepover with nathan fielder

[Max Knoblauch @MaxKnoblauch]

For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale

[kawhi leonard cohen @ceruIeanhearts]

jojo siwa being older than victor wembanyama

[UPSHOT League @upshotleague]

Welcome UPSHOT Tampa, the newest team to the league!

Tip Off May 2027.

https://t.co/6rQMlbuAe9

[Annie Beebs @AnnMussBeebs]

@goodreads Look I’m happy but this is just so late in my reading career

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

this happened to a buddy of mine

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

starting “circle back after the holidays” season October 2 this year, as a treat

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

My new experiment, The stanford prison experiment Experiment, proves that if you give anyone the power to do so, they will conduct the stanford prison experiment

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Wracked With Guilt After Accidentally Reading AI Overview

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I am torn because I really just wish we were all a little kinder and a little more gentle with each other BUT I also hate everybody and everybody annoys me

[okay @chasedbywasps]

(on Hot Ones)
Oh no. None for me thanks.

[saguaro ghost @saguaro_ghost]

not a single human being on this entire planet wants a permanent Netflix sticker on their copy of East of Eden.

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything

[Sasha Gusev @SashaGusevPosts]

interesting reversal happening where typos are now a sign of effort

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

I collect very old children’s books and tonight I read a story to my son where one teddy bear told another teddy bear to put out a cigarette