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Weaponizing sarcasm daily. Liberal, introvert, patriot, data analyst. I’m analyzing you right now.

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@nytimes RIP Sam. Thank you for your work and the hours and hours of happiness you gave us all.

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@RCEY28 I learned to drive on a stick shift and drove one for years. I think it’s worth teaching kids because you absolutely have to keep your mind down the road and what you’re doing. There’s no room in there for a phone. You also learn more about your car and how it works.

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@JoJoFromJerz He even added commentary under each picture.

He’s a psychotic piece of shit.

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@DougWahl1 Hilarious!

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@ScottJenningsKY Yes, but how does that help US citizens. It feels more like a punishment.

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@TheFungi669 Please say this isn’t a real quote.

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@AwesomeNewsom This is a gem.

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@RepNancyMace Hey crazy lady, scram. You provide nothing of value to this country.

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@ailanyus And then there are The Stupids. These are people who have no clue what’s going on, they don’t know how anything works, and they have no idea about history.

That’s your group.

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@LauraLoomer Laura, you’re a perfect example of why so many epithets are hurled at women by men and women alike.

I’ve hurled so many at you I feel like I’m a shot put expert.

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@JoJoFromJerz Yeah, one big question: why can’t men quit assaulting women? And men who don’t assault women, fucking do something about the ones who do.

What in the ever living fuck is wrong with you guys??

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@TomCottonAR We learned it from Republicans. You mastered the game and play it every day.

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@ScottJenningsKY Scott Jennings: I support pedophiles and rapists. Oh look, a rabbit!!

There, fixed it for you.

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@McBrideLawNYC I think what they actually discovered is that what makes this country great is all of their ancestors who came before them. They brought their food, their culture their languages, and they gave them all to us. They blended with what was here and made us better than what we were.

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@DrcharlieWardQ Translation: I like rapists and pedophiles.

There, fixed it for you.

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@RealJamesWoods If it weren’t for cognitive dissonance, you’d have no discernible traits at all.

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@jasonllevin Release the tapes. That’s the only answer here. Extraordinary accusations require extraordinary evidence. So quit dangling this carrot in front of everyone and pretending like you have some news but not producing any. Do it already!

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@LauraLoomer You’re certifiably insane. How anyone seriously listens to you is gonna be one of the great mysteries of all time.

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@catturd2 I think American football is a horrible sport. 3 yards and a cloud of dust. Repeatedly.

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@DougWahl1 The best team won. That’s what sport is about. I don’t like watching the United States lose but I know it’s a possibility because that’s how it goes sometimes.