Karosi

Learning Junkie | Call me if it requires audacity.

[Karosi @Ann_tunji]

We don't do the bare minimum over here, we were taught to go the extra mile.

[Favour Y. @FavourYusuf1]

I have never bathed outside in my life.

NYSC camp was the first place I had to do that nonsense.

Had to bath at 3am behind the mosque because there was no space to sleep.

Entered the market to see if I could buy mat or mattress because apparently, the NYSC could not be bothered to make enough beds available, but there was none to buy.

That was when I decided I was leaving.

When it’s not like I am homeless or a refugee.

Very rubbish scheme.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Mr. Ibu was acting

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Ironically, this heated "Olodo Uprising" conversation is actually a good sign for Nigeria.

Nigeria is finally having its first endogenous, organically-defined culture war over an issue that is intrinsically important to Nigerian society.

Every other culture war that post-colonial Nigeria has fought until now has been imported Yankee slop, or imported religious slop, or both (LGBTQ, 3rd wave Feminism, "sexual liberation", tithing, NYSC hijab, etc).

A society fighting internal culture wars over its own self-defined issues is a society that is finally obtaining an identity of its own. Long may the war continue, and may the olodos suffer crushing defeat that dooms their uprising to the chapters of a Jude Bela historical documentary released in 2045.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Mortuary Fried Rice, Esq. @dawnwiththebum]

Three eggs per person ke?
Billionaire household?

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Ayò-Bánkólé Akíntújoyè @AyoBankole]

IATA says Nigeria and Afghanistan are the two worst locations to open an Airline in the world. Afghanistan because it's a war zone and Nigeria for its 54 different taxes and hostile operating environment. Yet we complain about ticket prices and blame airlines.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Fuel Importers Were Losing Their Market To Dangote, Then Eventually They Found a Loophole…Dangote Sells Fuel Cheaper To Foreign Traders Than To Nigerian Marketers, So They Go To Togo, Buy The Same Dangote Fuel, And Ship It Back To Nigeria. And Even After Shipping Costs, It’s Still N65 Cheaper Per Litre. Between March-May 2026, 70-80% Of Fuel Imported By Sea Was Dangote Fuel That Left Nigeria And Came Back. But Why Is Nigerian Fuel Cheaper To Buy From Togo?”.

[Abdull Ibrahim, MD @Yantumakii]

Dear @dikko_radda

I am a doctor working with the state government, I am in dire need of a house I can call mine. Please, consider me ahead of the bandits.

Thank you 🙏🏽

[KlintonCod @klintoncod]

They can never earn and be happy, they must always find ways to look down on people also earning in their various ways, typical Nigerian man poverty mentality. Always “i better pass my neighbour”.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

If Temu now remove Nigeria from their app bcos of unethical behavior like this, you’ll be the same people crying that your family & friends abroad refused to provide their IDs/addresses so you could order from Temu since you’re banned.

Smh. 💀

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

First thing first, declare this man a terrorist.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Mr Imbuya @Imbuya_media]

"Why should I give you any free and fair elections when I'm also a contestant? I was in the opposition and I suffered and bore it like that. Now, it's your turn - why should I help you when I have the majority (in the House)?"

- Prince Adewole Adebayo narrates what transpired when an umbrella group of political parties met with Pres. Tinubu to seek assurance about a level playing field for all political parties.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[SHAV★ @shavnyuy]

I studied architectural design in Cameroon and every architect they taught me was European. Every movement, every theory, every name on the required reading list. The Great Mosque of Djenné, the Moorish arch, Great Zimbabwe never appeared on any syllabus.

Now I am studying management and every economist is Western. George Ayittey, a Ghanaian who built an entire economic framework for African development, has never appeared in a single lecture. Dambisa Moyo, a Zambian economist who argued that Western aid is destroying African economies, same.

Two disciplines. Not one African name in the required reading.

This is not only an architecture problem. It is medicine, law, economics, history. Every field is taught through a foreign lens and when a student tries to think beyond it they are disciplined for it.

We are not behind because we lack knowledge. We are behind because we were taught that ours does not count.

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

nah mtn has to be kidding me with this data thing

are we serious???

[Davido @davido]

Da farko, duk wanda yake da kishin Najeriya ba zai yi shiru kan matsalar rashin tsaro da ke addabar ƙasa ba, kuma ba zai hana wasu bayyana damuwarsu a kai ba. Rashin tausayi da fifita son rai ko zama karen en siyasa , da fifita son rai fiye da muradun al’umma ba abin alfahari ba ne. Ka kasance mai kishin ƙasarka, ka daina fifita siyasa a kan gaskiya, sannan ka ji tsoron Allah a cikin duk abin da kake yi @kahuturarara

[Zarah @Zbabankumbo]

This video is heartbreaking Wallahi I’m crying after watching it 😭💔and it deserves national attention. These women in Maraba, Kaduna, are protesting because bandits have been entering their homes and abducting their children. Some of the victims are very young children, including breastfeeding babies taken away from their mothers. Yet, according to the families, they have received little or no meaningful action from the government.

To all the @ubasanius the governor of Kaduna State PR bots constantly promoting politicians online, why aren’t you sharing this? Why can’t you use the same energy to amplify the cries of these mothers and help the victims? You are quick to praise politicians, but silent when innocent children are abducted and families are left in pain.

This video must go viral until Governor @ubasanius and the relevant authorities see it and act. These mothers deserve answers. These children deserve to come home.