Anna

Just ignore everything I tweet. Mediocre at Chemistry and Astrophysics. UW-Madison class of 2021 grad. I do flips sometimes. BC Chem PhD candidate.

[Anna @Anna32516]

I should totally turn this joint back into a One Direction fan account.

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

nobody will remember:
* your salary
* your grind
* your hustle
people will remember:
* Great Molasses Flood of 1919

[MTV @MTV]

Happy Birthday to the love of my life, @zaynmalik 🖤

[Anna @Anna32516]

Decided that my 2026 crashout needs to include being evil on Twitter again🫡💁‍♀️

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as i am

[renee rapp HDIGH ?𖦹 @whoreforzouis]

"you're so funny" thanks i survived two members of my favorite band who used to be best friends have a public fallout and then reconnect years later after another member of the band died

[Anna @Anna32516]

I wish I were the blunt Louis and Zayn smoked last night.

[Anna @Anna32516]

Zayn in DC💛 #ZaynSTTSTour

[Anna @Anna32516]

@SigmaAldrich I cannot physically bring myself to eat something out of this bottle, it triggers my fight or flight

[Anna @Anna32516]

Make men sluttier, this is the summer of crop tops.

[Anna @Anna32516]

@Venmo My Venmo balance is literally my savings account and it’s still double digits…

[Anna @Anna32516]

@Prairie_Fairy_ Rian, forever in our hearts💔❤️

[Anna @Anna32516]

@Prairie_Fairy_ No literally, the hottest TA of my undergraduate career😂

[Anna @Anna32516]

@Prairie_Fairy_ Idk Sam but we survived Latin, we can survive this.

[Anna @Anna32516]

Joe Burrow is the only redeeming part of Ohio.

[Anna @Anna32516]

At this point just let Georgia and Bama play every year no questions asked #NationalChampionship

[The Onion @TheOnion]

NFL Players React To The League’s Concussion Protocol https://t.co/QU5AIps1hx

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason