Alley⭐️

I worked really hard on this.

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

I may not always act like a lady but I was raised to be treated like one.💁🏼

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Update. I lasted 5 minutes before I got petty. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

I forgot that I hate working with other people. It’s real hard not being petty sometimes. 🙃

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

I forgot that I hate working with other people. It’s real hard not being petty sometimes. 🙃

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Completely sober, walked back to my room from the bathroom and walked head first into my door. 😂😂 y’all I need to be let out of this house.

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Something tells me that shaving, exfoliating, and then using tanning oil with spf 4 probably wasn’t one of my smartest ideas. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

@XoBridgettex0 100%🙄

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Once upon a time I could not stay up past 10:30...🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

I spent 80% of my day watching tiktok videos. I’m getting less productive by the day. 😅

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Apparently I’m not gonna drink tonight means I plan to finish a bottle of wine before 8:30. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

@XoBridgettex0 I can’t handle anything right now🤣

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

I got approved to buy 1/2 a peloton bike. This is were we are at in life🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Poured a white claw in a mason jar and put in two airbones. Just finished it and couldn’t figure out why I felt buzzed. In a matter of 5 minutes I forgot I had mixed airborne and a claw. I have problems. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

I’ve been laying out since 2 without putting any sunscreen on. My pasty white skin hasn’t seen sun in 5 months, my skin is going to hate me tomorrow. 🍅

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

If y’all could keep freaking out about the corona virus that would be great. Wouldn’t mind if my $350 flight to Hawaii went down another $100. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

So far in Nashville I got the hiccups and spilled 1/2 a claw down my chest🙃

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

In the words of my 3 yr old goddaughter: “Oopsy doodle.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Also, 89% percent positive something in this house is burning, I’m too content to care though.

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

Thank God for Jacuzzi tubs and red wine. 😌

[Alley⭐️ @AnnaLynne95]

My grandpa told me he’d lock me out of the house and throw away the key, if I told the physical therapist he wasn’t doing his homework. Safe to say Chet is back.😂💜

[Country America™ @itscountryusa]

It'll all come out, all come out in the wash
Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got.
#MirandaLambert

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

One day 48 days
into 2020 into 2020