Annie Gold

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

My friends, hurry up

!Official website: https://t.co/NaKSTZD0SD
@theodore_gr @jeff_b_wells @apau13 @DoorDash @SerenaKoontz @Jayce_United18 @etnow @ShaileeLynn @YooItsFunny @BluefinTuna_MHS

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

My friends, hurry up

!Official website: https://t.co/NaKSTZD0SD
@theodore_gr @jeff_b_wells @apau13 @DoorDash @SerenaKoontz @Jayce_United18 @etnow @ShaileeLynn @YooItsFunny @BluefinTuna_MHS

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

Today, while taking a bath, someone accidently walked into my apartment. My 30lb poodle took care of the situation and let them know to GTFO. This is a great example that size doesn’t matter, what matters is how you use it.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

@netflix can you all reboot @SchittsCreek. The fans really like that for you.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

I went to an @Starbucks Drive through and the guy welcomes me by saying “thank you for succumbing to peer pressure and coming to our location, how can I help you”. I laughed so hard, for sure the highlight of my week.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

@AlexisssC_17 Thank you for all you are doing and all of your hard work!!! I appreciate you!

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

By no means do I want to diminish the impact of the #CoronavirusPandemic, but when was the last time you saw countries working together like this, businesses helping businesses, and people helping people? #SilverLining

[Chrisley Knows Best @ChrisleyTV]

Let Nanny Faye be the fitness motivation we all need to work out from home!💪

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

I just found @CrimeJunkiePod, so if houston goes into lockdown i’m good for at least a week. I can’t stop listening.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

@BRE101 Lol i thought you were looking for someone for some reason to go promote something. I was very confused. You know, nothing is impossible!

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

My dad: “Sweetie, you need to get a better job”
Me: “I know, but i’m going to get a hella great tax return this year because im poor!”
My dad:”laughs nervously”

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

Here’s the answer. Yes I did google it. You stay in the exact same position in the plane because of newtons first law of motion.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight because I need to know the answer to my question.

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

Have you ever stopped to think that maybe Aquarius aren't emotionless, they're just tired of expressing emotion no one would understand since they've been invalidated all their lives for being weird and caring too much about things no one cares about?

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

Everytime i think “i’m going to get a new cute phonecase for my phone, it may not be the most protective but i think it’s a good move” i drop my phone, my heart falls to my stomach, and i pick up my uncracked phone because my @CaseMate case has once again saved it’s life.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

*when* my dog sleeps with me he sleeps at the foot of the bed. Apparently dogs sleep with their ‘pack leaders’ as a way for power in number and a sign of submission. Yet, I am still the human that plans my sleeping pattern around him and will sleep in pain to make him comfy.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Due to its low center of gravity, you can make a broom stand upright on any day of the year...

Not just on a Monday.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

Today I woke up with an extra watery left eye. At lunch I accidentally shot Sriracha in my eye when the container burped right as I opened it. Little did I know, this would stop my over-active watery eye. What an unexpected win for the day.

[Annie Gold @AnnaMGold]

I had to straight up birdbox challenge my dog today while we were on his walk in order for him to not start a fight with a coyote. If that isn’t true love idk what is.