Anna Marie

you know why i’m here.

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

She makes shit happen I can tell you that much

[K @sirK88]

I know that’s right, Brenda!

[temple runner @misscalcula]

knuckle tattoos that say DIET COKE

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

when jhene said "i used to think i was introverted because I really liked being alone but it turns out that i just like my peace, and i am very extroverted around people who bring me peace." and i felt every word.

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

When you hear your name on a Zoom call and weren’t paying attention.

[Cathy Beesley @beesley_cathy]

Because kids learn better when they’re not hungry.

And we all benefit from a well-educated populace.

And we’re not all cunts.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“Mommy, what’s tiktok?”

me:

[thomas @tlanese777]

Me opening tiktok every 3 minutes forgetting that it’s banned

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don’t have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention

[AJ Spurr @SpurrFM]

The Rose Bowl: Our game is rooted in tradition, prestige, and history.

Pop-Tart Bowl: Watch this pastry take its clothes off. It yearns to be consumed.

[Sarandon Raboin @sarandon_raboin]

When I say I have that dog in me—

This is the dog I mean

[Ashley Fitzgerald @RizomaSchool]

this is 100% the correct way for young men to learn. be made fun of. not just by friends but like dads, uncles, etc

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch

[👑Miss Andry⛔♂️ @ReignQueendom]

You are triggered by people who celebrate being child free because you regret having children.

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Some Nelly wisdom to help you through the week 💖 #GBBO

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“are you just going to lay in bed all day”

would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

that’s a husband