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take it easy

[AO @AnnaO1997]

All my favorite artists are disappointing me with their quarantine albums

[AO @AnnaO1997]

@thatguybernard There was a protest in Flint, MI that was met with that exact response. Officers listened to them & joined in. Instead of burning down their community they chose a peaceful method and they were heard.

[rev @chrismcnaney]

Member when Shakira went lehlehlehlehlehleeh #SuperBowl
https://t.co/OPQw9VOqZB

[AO @AnnaO1997]

@samburch08 This thought keeps me awake at night

[AO @AnnaO1997]

@samburch08 Love that you love them 🖤

[AO @AnnaO1997]

@zedleplin27 Are Phil’s Mild Takes going to be a regular occurance? Bc I’m already invested.

[AO @AnnaO1997]

Me: “I hit my head this morning”
Mom: “Not on your metal plate, I hope.”
Me: “Nope, other side”
Mom: “That’s good. Don’t want to dent it. Could lower the resale value.”
😂😭😖😂
So that’s where I get my morbid sense of humor.

[AO @AnnaO1997]

I’m glad my brothers went back to school today. They’ve been finding elaborate ways to scare the shit out of me for fun. They also enjoy chasing my dogs around the house yelling “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE.” Boredom has created power hungry fear mongers.

[AO @AnnaO1997]

You ever love someone so much you finish an argument and just think... damn that was a good fight. I respect them a lot.

[AO @AnnaO1997]

I wish Steve Martin was my dad

[AO @AnnaO1997]

@samburch08 I just did that with my niece it’s literally the best

[AO @AnnaO1997]

There are so many restrictions on what you can ship to a military base in Asia and I basically have to rethink all of my Christmas presents for Henry & mail it by this week for it to get there in time. 🆘

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Ok baby

[AO @AnnaO1997]

Sometimes ya just gotta own being sad for a bit. It’s OK.

[AO @AnnaO1997]

*discussing bruises*
“I don’t know if Abe bruises, he covers up his body like an Amish woman.” -Alex
@AbrahamOConnell

[AO @AnnaO1997]

*Me scrolling Facebook, come across a sad dog post.*
@zedleplin27 : get that shit out of here, why are you even on Facebook?
@SapientiVerbum : put that on my gravestone

[AO @AnnaO1997]

Thanks to last nights QuipLash I now have Jonathaniel Scottbottom added to my list of favorite names.

[AO @AnnaO1997]

My family has gotten to the point of stealing each other’s clothes, that when I say “I like those pants,” Elijah responds with “are they yours?” #thieves

[AO @AnnaO1997]

I’ve listened to the song “One More Time With Feeling” by Regina Spektor nine billion times, but today it hit me really hard out of nowhere. #lifeisfunny