Anna Pearson

don’t tell me what to do. she/her

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Me when someone asks me what Sex and the City character I am, and I say none cuz I find them all insufferable, knowing damn well that’s a Miranda ass response, but I can’t say that cuz I hate her, and that’s where my Carrie rising shows cuz ultimately I hate myself.

[Bebe Rexha @BebeRexha]

My thought is… My new album dirty blonde is out June 12th. Available for pre order now.

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

European roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took all the developed vegan ube ice cream recipes in the middle of a heat wave after not sending me an Uber for our date

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Will Kremer @WillKremer]

We need a season set at a political campaign where the only real person is the comms director.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

My theory is that talented actors that allow themselves to age regularly will be at a premium for prestige work

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

hasan piker (pejorative)

[Meredith Loftus @MeredithLoftus]

If they aren't fully back together by the end of Season 4, I will knock over a trash can

[Circe @vocalcry]

“ACAB includes the fashion police”

10/10 no notes

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Zeus: so two guys ran sub 2 hour marathons today

Pheidippidies: holy shit, I guess I’m going to meet them any second now

Zeus, unsure of how to soften the blow: No, they’re actually totally okay. In fact you were basically the only person to ever die from a marathon

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

I typically hate nostalgia bait nonsense but I genuinely believe there should always be a Scooby Doo Adaptation in the works. Every generation needs some Scooby Doo

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 49th birthday to the iconic John Cena.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I feel like I have a moral responsibility to see this movie

[🄰yay ꩜ cuddylicious @DE4DRINGERS]

i just called walton goggins wallace gromit by accident