anna teague

idk man i'm just wilin'

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

imagine getting cooked like this by the President of the United States, brutal

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Corv @MS06ZAKU_II]

i smiled like i just seen an old friend in passing. a fleeting moment of comfort amidst a world of uncertainty and dread.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The Onion continues to not miss

[anna teague @AnnaTeague11]

@lonniee____ it’s the bandaid wrappers all over my apartment for meeee

[andrea 🦦 @brainrotbot1]

Let me in ticketmaster

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Over four years ago, Brian protested with March For Our Lives to demand action on gun violence in our schools and communities.

This week, he was shot in both hands and through his neck by an AR-15 at his school in St. Louis. He jumped out of a window to save his life.

[smormu @lonniee____]

Karma is my BOYFRIEND karma is a GOD karma is the BREEZE in my hair on the WEEKEND Karmas a RELAXING THOUGHT

[Clemmie ⎕ 🇵🇸mikey madison’s gf @nickmillerlover]

midnights is 1989 if it had a vibrator

[kelsey barnes @kelseyjbarnes]

how I sleep knowing John Mayer is about to pay for his crimes yet again

[jodie ❤️‍🔥 @jlb26_]

i hope dear john taylor’s version is 30 minutes long

[Sharla ⭐️ @sharlahorton]

Whenever someone mentions Bonnaroo 2021

[top mind @someduckingguy]

just gave your address to some spiders

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

High af leavin the gym wit 3 tacos. Picture me rollin.

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

something to take the edge off

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

PPP loan forgiveness averaged $95,700 per borrower.

[anna teague @AnnaTeague11]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 2 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[julia hava @binchcity]

It’s okay to hit curbs. Normalize hitting curbs.