It is with great sadness that we announce that San Francisco Giants Legend and Hall of Famer Willie Mays passed away peacefully this afternoon at the age of 93.
the flat chested girls hated me when I said idgaf about their problems. back pain since age 12 and nobody has ever told me a good thing about having boobs that isn’t about the pleasure of the viewer. it’s not even close.
Streams of Rihanna’s music spiked more than 640% on US Spotify after her #SuperBowl halftime show.
• “Bitch Better Have My Money” increased by more than 2,600%
• “Diamonds” increased by more than 1,400%
• “Rude Boy” increased by more than 1,170%
• “We Found Love” increased by more than 1,160%
If he:
-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass
He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon