Anna Wintour

I can raise hemlines quicker than Bill Clinton. (PARODY)

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#Eurovision? I'd rather wear something by George of #Asda

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Get that #BonnieTyler look by dragging yourself through a bush backwards whilst growling like a rabid dog #Eurovision

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@KimKardashian whichever colour will save us another pointless tweet. Anna

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@KimKardashian darling if you stop overusing the word 'like' your workload will be cut in half. Anna #AnnaWintour

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#eurovision an excuse to dress up like you've just raped #primark

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#colin is currently being shot for the #SeptemberIssue of #Vogue

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#JustinBeiber probably the biggest waste of space since #SarahPalin

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#29reasonswhyiloveollymurs WHO? Anna.

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Cara Delevingne. The ultimate model yet someone who needs a good bath. #annawintour

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#nancygrace demonstrates what power dressing on steroids looks like #annawintour

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#Jlo wants to place an ad in Vogue. She wants to know if anyone has seen her talent lately. #AnnaWintour

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Nicki Minaj darling, you need to lay off dressing up like a box of crayola. #AnnaWintour

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#TwoThingsThatDontMixWell overweight people and me #AnnaWintour

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#KimKardashian could cut her workload in half just by taking the word 'like' out of her sentences. Anna.

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I'd like #RyanLochte to do a high dive.....off a cliff

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I can drop or raise hemlines quicker than Bill Clinton with an intern #annawintour

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#JoanRivers has a face like a blowfish on crack. Not good darling. Not. good.

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Simon Cowell's face covers two time zones it's been pumped up that much. #PillowFace

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#Madonna has had more fillers than the M4. #annawintour

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#ChristinaAguilera looks like she's eaten #JessicaSimpson. #AnnaWintour