Anna Alexander

Romance writer & lover of Scotland, whiskey and flights of fancy

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They made me cry. Son's a bitches.
But thank you. It's been a pleasure to serve. #ECWC2017 https://t.co/3GdFiju1Nv

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@MandaTheGinger I'm also seeing all the places I never want to visit.

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@shellistevens My aunt in Snohomish County told me that women were showing up at the election office to pick up a ballot because their husband's hid theirs. Girl, run!

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This year is different. Americans are going to die. The question is how many?
#Vote

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@FlipptyJibbit Thanks! Wrong file.

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Let's lighten the mood, because on this day we must!

#21stNightOfSeptember

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@LizCrokin +, x x, xxx,,,,,,,,,, zero,,

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@MandaTheGinger Those 100 Grands were the bomb!!!

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The funny thing about the new Twiiter X logo is that it looks just like the remove option. Handy, huh?
#TwitterX #Twitter

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Love is love is love.

It's #Pride day at the #farmersmarket

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Timeline cleanse.

#Springtime #AmWalking

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Yay Ke!!!!!
😭😭😭😭
So fruckin' happy for you!!!!
#Oscars

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@shellistevens @FarrahRochon Where are you finding $1600?? I've been looking all over and the lowest for anything over 800sf is $2800. $3000/month seems to be average. And anything to buy under 500k is going to be a condo with $500/month HOA dues or higher.

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2/2 All "normal" symptoms of appendicitis.
Until they take a CT scan then come back and say "Hey, what happens if we push on your pelvis here?"
Then a lightning flash of pain goes right to the chest. Ta-da!
#TheMoreYouKnow

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1/2 So what do un usual symptoms of appendicitis feel like?
Baseball-size pressure in the chest just below sternum.
Stiff neck and arm.
What doesn't it feel like?

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Jumanji!

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@shellistevens My mother swears all the time. When we were kids she told us we weren't allowed to swear until we gave birth. I told my kids they aren't allowed to swear unless they're registered to vote. It's worked out well😊

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@ImMeganCollins Soooo many! But faves are "It's a hellva day at sea, sir." Overboard
"Not a finger," Christmas Story
"Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. " Ghostbusters. Also, "There is no Dana, only Zulu." 🤣

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In my world you earn a treat for getting your boobs squished.
And this is your reminder for all y'all to check your pecs. 😁

#breastcancer #mammogram

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The latest #windows update....no. Just no. Nothing works anymore! 😭😭😭@Microsoft
Take it back and give me the old one.

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@JinkxMonsoon @ChicagoMusical This made my morning!🤣😂🤣 Congratulations! Much deserved.