Anna

Full time hypochondriac, part time hater of olives.

Just typing my thoughts into the void at this point

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

PLEASE, I'M A STAR!!!

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Also, my husband is the unfortunate scarecrow, so I get to yell at him all night

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

When people ask what I am going to be for Halloween, I'm just going to yell "I'M MARRIED"
The girls that get it, get it.

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

If you're not wearing your comfy clothes to the bar and having a photoshoot at the end of the night, you're missing out

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

People out here asking the real questions

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Feeling myself dancing to Denzel Curry since 90% of the venue is white and we are on the same skill level with movement

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I know it's popular to hate them, but Knocked Loose has so many bangers

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

It's apparently National Clinic Escort Appreciation Day. I'd appreciate it if these crusty old protesters would go home

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I'm team lead for the first time today at the clinic. Team leadin' these people in for their abortions
Let's goooooo healthcare

[Bridget @realityreacts]

can’t figure out if “feuding with a Brooklyn small business over a $15K animatronic bird” is more of a Liz Lemon storyline or a Tracy Jordan subplot

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

What do you mean no one appreciated Silk Chiffon in this random dive bar in Chicago...?

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I had my first big "people don't know how to act at concerts anymore" moment and I feel old. But GOTDAM

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

On my way to Chicago right after they announced Ditka died. Rip to him and me

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Saw a side-by-side leaving a local shithole bar. I've officially crossed into True Southern, IL ™️

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Johnny Franck is so babygirl and I will not elaborate any further

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I just saw 2 of 4 members of Foxing (Smidley) perform The Reason by Hoobastank and I feel like no one will believe me if I said that sentence out loud

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I had the craziest dream. I was having a respectful conversation with Josh Hawley.

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I learned how to play Mahjong today so I'm basically unstoppable now

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

A protester outside the clinic today told me "What are you smiling about, little girl" until I turned to stare at him and he immediately changed it to "young lady"
Still deciding if I'm offended that he immediately aged me, or take it as respect