Anna Marie Shaw

Just a hot ass 🔥dumpster fire🔥

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

Public service announcement that Phoenix has recently gotten into Taylor Swift and she calls her music the girl power songs 🥰

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

I’m snuggled up in my lil bed with my lil ice cream watching my lil trash tv and if anyone dares to interrupt me I will rage

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

One of my 5th graders to his classmates on audition day

“Honestly, if anyone else is singing candy man, kill yourself”

Proceeds to butcher his audition

Totally inappropriate and I told him so, but I’ve been hee hee ha ha-ing for days over this.

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

I’ve been asking the void if it was bedtime since 11. Send help

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

@chleaux It’s a glorified snack! Think like chips and queso or an appetizer

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

Today mark the first time I’ve EVER left pumped milk out and had to dump it 😭 13oz. I did shed a tear.

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

@_Preslynn_ Wait!! We said we may go this summer just to relive my childhood 😂😂😂

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

@becbecbobec__ STOP

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Netflix @netflix]

To everyone who stayed up late, woke up early, gave up their Sunday afternoon… we are incredibly sorry that the Love is Blind Live Reunion did not turn out as we had planned. We're filming it now and we'll have it on Netflix as soon as humanly possible. Again, thank you and sorry.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

@netflix you’ll be hearing from my lawyer #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @t0byj0hn]

me pretending like i don’t care about the love is blind reunion so it loads #LoveIsBlindLIVE https://t.co/euexInsJ97

[Chey Dubz @CaffieneKrazy]

Me trying to get into #LoveIsBlindLIVE right now

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

@netflix what is happening. I’m so upset 🫠 #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

I fell asleep in my makeup last night, and when I woke up this morning my mascara was smudged underneath my eyes. Only, it wasn’t. #newborn #nightnight

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

@MsKatrinaWaters You’re literally so dreamy I can’t

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

I am officially at the single digits in this whole pregnancy countdown, and I am also officially back to feeling EXACTLY like I did in the first trimester 🤢

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

Clarifying to say that the adult was the one taking toys. 👀

[Anna Marie Shaw @Anna_Marie_Shaw]

If you bring your kids to a kids museum and take toys that my three year old is very obviously playing with you are… not nice. 😠