🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧

some pig 🦋💖🌻☀️

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

zohran please issue a cease and desist for Atlanta too we can’t go on like this

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Too many lives have been cut short by high-speed, illegal e-bikes and e-scooters.

That’s why we are issuing cease-and-desist orders against 42 online retailers that have been selling these dangerous devices to New York City residents — including Target, Temu, Wayfair, Walmart, and Amazon. 

The safety of New Yorkers is not for sale.

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @pplecrisps]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

ai could never dream of something so human

[Mrs. Gore @MrsGoresDiary]

My parents have this little knot hole in their kitchen counter, and my three-year-old uses it to hold important things. 🥹

Kills us!

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

hater counterpoint - it may have tasted ok but it didn’t match the opacity or color scheme of the rest of the bag and looked out of place

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[Zay @zayiceman171]

If you’re a Trump supporter, I’m so deadass bro, unfollow me, I don’t want ANY association with you mfs

[Chrisman @chrisman]

I have no theory of mind for people who use AI to “help write emails”. You are presumably writing this email to communicate your thoughts. If you do not have thoughts, do not send an email.

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

This fit …

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

Fuck whole milk

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

LinkedIn post, written with chat gpt, using private story about your literal child as a metaphor for work, used to engagement farm; comments discussing post, also written by chat gpt. You people are soulless

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Idgaf it’s 4 am I got a question for you

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

“this would’ve worked so well on Insecure” - good song indicator

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

“Did you know that if you mix one cup of cottage cheese with—“

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

an incredible delight of modern life is referring to strangers online by their @ like yes thank you for the commiserating and emotional support mrspoopybutthole69

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

being on twitter is weird because you are reading a lot yet you’re losing brain cells at the same time. so then they just cancel out and nothing is really happening

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

Shower time. Adderall, a glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

girls night, mini skirts, dinner, martinis & a digital camera

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

sports betting is dork behavior and ruins the viewing experience. get off your phone and watch the game, nerd

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

its reeeeeaaaallly obvious when chat gpt wrote an article or paper and reading the uninteresting structures of “whether it’s a b or c” “not only a, but b and c” is smoothing my brain down into a jelly