Annamaii

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

@ASOS can you please tell me why Yodel has still not delivered my parcel that was for next day delivery on Friday?! Tried contacted them and no such luck. Any way I can get a refund and reorder for tomorrow but you post it out with another courier? I’m really quite annoyed

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Johnny, where you at? @JohnJohnnydepp #JohnnyDepp

[The Press @yorkpress]

Have you seen her?
https://t.co/NTUPHnuvtr

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

@MileyCyrus I’d just like to inform you that you helped my mum, suffering from major anxiety, to get on a train and last the journey through listening to your music. She informed us of this through a glass of wine, but she’s being serious and we love you! 💕🤟🏻

[it’s mjxo @omgitsmjxo]

eat her pussy & tell her how pretty she is

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Oh I’m sorry! Apologies for my speedy metabolism and small frame. Yes, I can’t believe I can eat a packet of biscuits a day either! Do I ever stop eating? No. Is that a whole garlic baguette for me?! Yes. Where do I put it? In my mouth and out my arse like every other fucker! 👏🏻

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

You know when you reach to have another sip of your coffee and you forgot you drank it all a while ago?

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Why does this make me feel like I’m falling into a deep void of depression? This is dark..

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Anyone else who’s name is the first letter of the alphabet realise they’re get pocket dialled a lot? 😭

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Yusssssss

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Kristen Stewart is set to play Princess Diana In ‘Spencer’ https://t.co/tAPC959675

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Roses are red, violets are blue, your arse is sweet, that's why I fucking love you

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

So dream Anna woke up hanging. So what did real Anna wake up with? A headache.
Oh well-done dream Anna, real smart. You're not the one with work today 🙄

[Jack Howard @JackHoward]

My self isolation schedule

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

When ya girl is 10 years older than you and she acts like ya mam on holiday 🙄😂 #putinmyplace
@JennyClarky3122

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Leavin this Coronavirus shit to live in a log cabin with a hot tub by a loch for a week 👋 bye

[Annamaii @Annamaii_]

Aaaaaand Scotland is booked 🙌😇