Hey. How Ya Doin'?

Whatever doesn't kill me... had better start running.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

It’s really this simple.

[angel baby @unwh0retunate]

parents can tell when ur drunk or high but can’t tell when ur 8 years into having an eating disorder

[cal? @cal_gif]

went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster what the hell was that

[taish @taishakmakainai]

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

[abby @outoflemonjuice]

if adults can still be employed after storming the capitol building i can probably get a job with a nose ring

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

- My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this?
- Me: ...Doing what?

[hafsa @heavybagofbones]

i’m tried of shows based around high school can we get coming of age 20 something shit...i wanna see a bitches card get declined at trader joe’s

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left