AnneMarie Minore

Cake decorator. Mom to the brightest ray of sunshine. Loving dog mom. Annoying Wife. Awesome Daughter. Proud sister to a Navy Sailor. Workaholic. Hot mess.

[AnneMarie Minore @AnneMarieCain1]

@issamissuhh Chris pointed this out on one of the baby videos!! He’s like “that’s not how you fucking sing the ABCs!”

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Not my kid maniacally laughing (not a cute giggle) in her sleep…

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I hate when people turn a funny post on Facebook into a fucking argument. Really ruins the joke.

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Are you f*cking kidding me….? And they forgot my drink…

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Thought I’d try @MrBeastBurger since there’s one in my town…. Bad idea. Said to be delivered at 8:20. It’s currently 9:15 and nothing. Kinda disappointed. This tired momma just wanted a greasy burger.

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Also, couldn’t get ahold of customer service. And there’s no contact information on their website.

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First night sleeping with arms not swaddled and first night in her crib. Guess who’s [not]sleeping right next to the crib. 🙃

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@jakee0625 Agreed

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My mom only FaceTimes me to see the baby. If she’s asleep, my mom will immediately say “I’ll call back later when she’s awake” and hangs up. 🙃

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I will send my mom pictures of the baby and she’ll post it on Facebook before she even responds to me. 😑

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@issamissuhh That makes it worse!!!

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I’ve never had to deal with a cow lick before but my daughter has one and all I do is laugh because she has one tuff of hair that stands straight up and there’s no controlling it 😭

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I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW WOMEN GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AFTER HAVING A BABY. I’m 3 weeks PP and I still live in sweatpants and have the longest to do list.

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@Cameroncap95 She 100% got it from Chris because he has one too 🤣

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Dropped my breast pump down the stairs and the baby didn’t even stir. A bird just crashed into the window and she wakes up like she just got the scare of her life.

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Chris and I literally have the best conversations at 3am, sleep deprived and waiting for Maisie to fall asleep. Thankful for such a supportive husband ❤️

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This kid is past her due date and she’s playing games. Anytime now would be nice babe.

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@issamissuhh Bruh. I want Ay Jalisco. The enchiladas there are 👌🏽 I miss it.

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Not my mom BEGGING me to keep her updated if I go into labor… 😐 bro. It’s your first grandchild, I’ll keep you updated. Chill.

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@kayla_Bryant96 Check and check. She’s just being stubborn as hell!

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I’ve been bouncing on an exercise ball for 3 days to get this baby out and she refuses. Any help would be appreciated.