Anne Shebib

Your local Lebanezer Scrooge. 🇱🇧 All my opinions are your future opinions.

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@hwardius A HALF. They’re surprisingly good tbh but I want more CHEESE

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They should give a filet-o-fish a full slice of cheese. THEY SHOULD GIVE A FILET-O-FISH A FULL SLICE OF CHEESE

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@westcoastwinter Brb coming over

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My entitlement is so bad that I truly believe in my heart that I’m way too fun to have to work for a living and I think people should just give me money

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My lovah and I go to Sandy’s at Aylmer and Hunter WASTED and have the time of our life about twice a week. Ever had original bits and bites with a Kit Kat or a Cadbury Flake bar??? Winning combo

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You think Katy Perry was using her F*ck Trudeau flag as a manifestation

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When Stoeten is coughing on something, ive asked him to tell me he’s okay by doing the choking sign with his hands so he doesn’t have to say something while coughing. It puts us both at ease. For example, right now he’s taking a nap on the kitchen floor

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@DrPRESIDENT_ Poo

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“I’m not like other moms. I DRINK and SWEAR.” - 100% of moms from Peterborough

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@AndrewStoeten

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Texted my brother about it a week ago and didn’t have to explain a thing

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I think about Richie Rich having a McDonald’s IN HIS HOUSE at least once a day. At LEAST.

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Jeepers creepers do not forget to take your cymbalta. I had dreams so vivid and detailed that I could write a screenplay. I was envisioning escape scenes in my subconscious more intricate than breaking bad. I did WORK last night.

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And I’ve learned nothing from this experience

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You know when you have an appointment that you’re dreading so badly that you can’t manage to make any plans to do anything the days following because surely you will be dead? Well for the millionth time, I have survived and I feel like I’ve been born again. #periodontist

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You know when you have an appointment that you’re dreading so badly that you can’t manage to make any plans to do anything the days following because surely you will be dead? Well for the millionth time, I have survived and I feel like I’ve been born again. #periodontist

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If I’m ever in a public space where a dance flash mob happens, I will shriek at the top of my lungs “WHERE’S MY BABY” repeatedly until it stops.

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@westcoastwinter Got Stoeten to watch it tonight because it’s the absolute best and I quote it more than he knows

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Haven’t felt real human connection ever since I sat on the lap of Ronald McDonald on the bench at Walmart

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@davem60612 @AndrewStoeten @StephenM Sit down, bitch, before you break your hip

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It’s my half birthday