ADDMomma

“ADD momma, Dyslexic and perplexing. Also, I like cats.” Haiku about nonsense and me - Organize your leads, organize your life-

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Baby shrieks one room over. I go to investigate.

Toddler: I already kissed the baby.
Me: That’s good? Did you hit the baby?
Toddler: It wasn’t with a sword.

Good Lord child, whatever am I to do with you🤗

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

We couldn’t wait to meet Yogi! We ran up and talked to a statue for over 30 minutes.
“Yogi! You have eyes like me! You have feet! Like me! Can I hold your hand? You’re my friend.” 🥰 #youremyfriend #yogi #happiness

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Double trouble!

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

First s’mores 🥰🥰🥰
#smores #camping #rvlife #myheart

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Epic water gun battle.
Me: Why are you wearing a miners hat?
Toddler: For safety!
You got me there, what WAS I thinking?

#SafetyFirst #stillwet #toddlerfashion

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Bouncy pillows at our campground
#jumpingbeans #fatherandson #playdate

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Toddler is practicing being a gentleman. He was screaming at his little girlfriend, stopped himself, exclaimed aloud “we don’t yell at ladies!”, then gave her a wagon ride and colored a tree as an apology. Is this winning as a parent? #winning #parenting #toddlerlife

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Taking our cat out for a bike ride.

#cat #bikeride

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

You can’t have a sprinkler day without a sword. Said nobody. Well, … said toddlers…
#sprinkler #Swords #boyslife

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Baby like trains 🚂

#topknot #babyboy #trains

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

My dad came down and had a great time with my kiddos! Went to local farmers market, ate too much food, bought unnecessary produce, posed for pictures.
#food #eatlocal #farmersmarket #papabear

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

Took a break from all internety things. But it has reinvaded my life… so I guess I’m back 😅

I’ll be posting a bunch today. Catch all y’all up. Because clearly I’m very interesting 🤪

#DidYouMissMe #probablynot #nevertheless #iposton

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

@n_quests That’s so good.

[The Accidental Lich™️ @n_quests]

Toddler: “I’m sad”

Me: “why are you sad?”

Toddler, starting to cry, reaching up to be picked up; “I don’t know”

Me, picking her up: “it’s ok to be sad, honey. Emotions are hard sometimes even for grown ups”

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

@kiltedfiend @MoseyDm Sword yak 😝

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

@quinnthegm Sometimes? I never counted weight on items like potions or arrows. But I did take weight into account for armor and weapons. Also if they were carrying something particularly awkward or heavy, like carrying a sick person in their arms.

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

I just budgeted and purchased this! Im so happy 😁 Now all I need is time away from babies, house chores, errands, drs appointments, social obligations, and work. So in other words, I will never have time to play any of these games 🤔

Still worth it! #ttrpg #momlife #WorthIt

[The Accidental Lich™️ @n_quests]

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Do you want to pay as little as $5 for those products?
Do you want 100% of that money to go towards reproductive rights?
Then look no further than the bundle in the card below!
#TTRPG

[Taki/タキ🇯🇵 @taki_words]

Collect stardust and release it in your heart...

[ADDMomma @AnneSimoneV]

@AmimiOfficial That’s dumb. We can all agree that flowers are beautiful without getting a hard on. He intrinsically knows how to appreciate Beaty without it being sexual. He is just being an ass.