🚨 JUST IN: President Trump promises to “HOLD CANADA ACCOUNTABLE” for toxic wildfire smoke.
Canada is REFUSING to maintain their forests, which forces Americans to suffer.
Hit them HARD, President Trump!
Listen Canada, you either learn how to put out forest fires or America needs to intervene in your affairs. This is ridiculous. Every summer now Michigan can't breathe. It looks like my town is on fire. Hire some firefighters or we're bulldozing your country. You have one day.
In Germany liberals glued their hands to the floor of a Porsche dealership in protest...
-Staff largely ignored the protest
-The activists started complaining the glue irritated their hands, they were cold/hungry, needed the bathroom bucket
-At the end of the day the staff turned off the lights and heating and went home, leaving the glued protesters there overnight
THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD HANDLE PROTESTORS!!😂
My grandfather said he’d never move into a retirement home.
He said, “Too expensive… and the food tastes like someone boiled sadness.”
Instead, he checked into a beachfront hotel.
We asked, “Grandpa, isn’t that even more expensive?”
He smiled and said, “Not really.
At the retirement home, I’d pay $200 a day for cold meatloaf and no visitors.
But here? For $150 a day, I get ocean views, room service, fresh towels, a pool…
…and suddenly all my grandkids remember I exist every weekend.”
Then he leaned back in his chair and delivered the final line like a mob boss:
“And if I die in the hotel lobby, the manager will actually look disappointed.
But at the nursing home? They just call it Tuesday.”