MariaAnnette2

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

Have decided to fall off the wagon at weekends otherwise I can’t tell the difference between the days.

[nick abbot @NIAbbot]

Once seen, it can't be unseen.

[nick abbot @NIAbbot]

But...but...WINNING!

[Kazz 🍉✊ @KazzJenkins]

I was born a female. I identify as a female. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding I'm a family of four.

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Camila Batmanghelidjh: 'I’m seen as out-of-control mad female white men have to control'
#KidsCompany https://t.co/4Ww8g22owg

[The Independent @Independent]

EXPLAINER: Why the power grid failed in Texas and beyond https://t.co/Wr3Uwi8NSX

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Israel leads the world in coronavirus vaccinations, but infections in the country are still high.

The Haredim, or ultra-Orthodox — just 12.6% of Israel's population, but 28% of its infections — have borne the brunt of the outbreak. https://t.co/HDb0X2rvP5

[MariaAnnette2 @Annette2Maria]

@markaustintv 🤣🤣🤣

[MariaAnnette2 @Annette2Maria]

@2fac31979 @DailyMirror Yeah and we wouldn’t have exported the Kent variant too!

[Ian Wilson @felicefan]

"What did you do during the great pandemic of the early 20s Grandad?".

'Well, I refused to wear a mask and I bitched constantly because I didn't want the shops, gyms and pubs to be shut. I basically said 'fuck anyone else, I want to do what I'm used to doing'".

[MariaAnnette2 @Annette2Maria]

@indyDarling1 @thhamilton Really oh that’s good news!

[MC @mgacramer]

State of this twat 👇

[nick abbot @NIAbbot]

Trafalgar Square last night

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

It did.

[Martin. @mdodson72]

@darrengrimes When Rees-Mogg is your go to guy...

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Heard the dustmen at 6.30, put on trousers, ran out with four bags of bottles, caught up with the truck as it tried to escape and got them all in. The whole business lasted 30 seconds. THAT is what human beings can achieve if they believe in themselves.

[MariaAnnette2 @Annette2Maria]

@LouiseTiniswood @mrmarksteel Northerners always have to bring ‘up north’🤣🤣🤣

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Hundreds filmed drinking and sledding on shopping trolleys in defiance of lockdown https://t.co/fhcVN0bTnj

[MariaAnnette2 @Annette2Maria]

@RoyGeritz Missing those live performances too❤️

[Held der Arbeit @HeldinEU]

Should shoo cat of my lap?
I have just come home and he has immediately taken possession of me. I am medium hungry