Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
At midnite last nite DJT shared an old video clip of a New Mexico supporter saying this:
"I've come to a place where I've come to the conclusion that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat"
But don't worry, y'all. If he really meant it he woulda written it out in seashells.
Kevin Hassett: "The consumer is really, really firing on all cylinders…Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."
You know you’re a terrible president when High school students lead a protest of thousands of people. This is Asheville, NC
RT if you never voted for Trump 🖐️🖐️😁
He didn't start any wars.
He didn't alienate our allies.
He created/recovered 16M jobs.
He signed the infrastructure bill.
He signed the CHIPS Act.
He signed the PACT Act.
He didn't build monuments to glorify himself.
He didn't use the presidency to enrich himself.
He didn't threaten to wipe out an entire civilization.
We were BETTER off under Biden.
Melania Trump says Jimmy Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our county.
I stand with Jimmy against Melania Trump!
Who is with me? 👍
I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the 77 million morons who looked at this guy dressed as a fucking garbage man doing his double jerk off dance during the 2024 campaign and said “Yep, that’s my guy!” You truly are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
With the White House Correspondents Association declaring Donald Trump an “honoree” at tonight’s dinner, I declined an organization’s invitation to attend. The sane washing of Trump and his war on the press is dangerous. And the WHCA is an absolute disgrace. #WHCD
Abby Phillip: “Medicaid is still not going to illegal immigrants, Scott.”
Scott Jennings: “It is, it really does.”
Abby Phillip: “It’s not.”
Scott Jennings: “It really does in several blue states.”
Abby Phillip: “Scott, no, it’s not... The part of the bill that deals with the money that goes to states doesn’t say anything about their immigration policy... Medicaid does not go to undocumented immigrants. SNAP does not go to undocumented immigrants.”
Scott Jennings: “It doesn’t matter how many times you say it. It absolutely does.”
Scott is once again right, and CNN host Abby Phillip is delusional.