Annette Wilkinson

reader, eater of cake, listener of radio 4, prize winning whinger

[Famous Wealthy Youtuber F.D Signifier @FDsignifier]

I will never forgive Morgan Freeman for birthing this shit take

[Annette Wilkinson @AnnetteW217]

@msmirandasawyer Stanger Than We Can Imagine by John Higgs, read by John Higgs (non-fiction).
Excession by Iain M Banks read by Peter Kenny.

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Maybe Katie Hopkins can follow up deliberately getting fat doc with deliberately getting ebola to show Africa how easy it is to shake off.

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

If Katie Hopkins ever caught ebola you'd really have to feel sorry for the ebola

[John Prescott @johnprescott]

Michael Gove - a pob #coalitionhaircuts

[Annette Wilkinson @AnnetteW217]

Too many people on this #train

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

RECREATE a family “Come Dine With Me” by rummaging through your mother’s knicker draw then slagging off her apple crumble. @Ryan_Daddypig

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he often feels like modern technology is ganging up on him, and wants to hide from it.

[Annette Wilkinson @AnnetteW217]

Hi honey, I'm home!

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

I find it so deeply depressing, I find that it beggars belief, That the poor knackered nags of Romania, Can be sold in our country as beef.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Cameron's hilarious joke: He's appointed a pro-homeopathy, anti-abortion, anti-NHS Health Minister. http://t.co/dXe9Qwxl (also pro-Murdoch)

[Annette Wilkinson @AnnetteW217]

I just earned the Town Hopper Bonus at Newton Arms in #MyTown2

[Classifeeds @Classifeeds]

At the end of this some upbeat Brazilians will sing and cheer about 2016 unless they were gunned down on the tube. #London2012

[Annette Wilkinson @AnnetteW217]

#2012OlympicOpeningCeremony this is actually very good

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

"If cats had wings, I bet they’d still just lay there." (Thank you to @funnyoneliners)

[Annette Wilkinson @AnnetteW217]

@MmePingu wi washed my iPod recently, amazingly it is ok.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

NED 0-0 DEN. If you pointed out to all your mates that this is a Palindrome, you're probably not a die-hard football fan. #Euro2012

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

I daresay HMQ is looking back fondly to that night Michael Fagan sat on the end of her bed.

[Evan Davis @EvanHD]

We're eating pasta in front of the tv. No need to add parmesan tonight.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Robbie Williams he was a bit like Frank Sinatra #jubileeconcert