Annie✨

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[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

I honestly don’t understand girls getting jealous over their own mates?????? If one of my girls looks a 10 on a night out I’m BUZZIN like babe you gonna be alllllll over my snap xoxo lots of love go get em 👅 xxx

[Sex Matters @SexMattersOrg]

“I think she’s going to find that you can’t sit on the fence... The real win is when ordinary people can say these things.”

@DerryBanShee speaks to @joshxhowie about Emma Watson’s comments about JK Rowling.

📺 https://t.co/QFKNj0XXrH

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

The hay is fevering send help 🤧

[MK202312 @MN456782]

Can’t believe in a room containing Nigel Farage and Jamie Lynn spears the most annoying and insufferable person is Nella Rose.
#ImACeleb

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

Nella is absolutely delulu #TeamFred

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

Caitlyn Jenner and Kirk from Corrie

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

The feminine urge to go on a mad spending spree every time my Klarna gets back down to £0. Send help x

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

Does anyone else ever become really aware of their cheeks and the fact that they’re on your face and then you can’t talk until the cheek awareness disappears or are you normal?

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

No. Women have periods.

[Kady Mcdermott @kadymcdermottx]

Whilst she was wearing my bikini, make it make sense 😭

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

Is it just me or is putting a bank holiday 2 days before payday just plain rude?

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

Hayfever season has officially made an appearance 🤧

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

piss ups > sit ups

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

You know the country’s gone Pete Tong when two of the only people in the public eye that now make sense are Piers Morgan and Katie Hopkins

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

Not Jerry Springers death genuinely being more upsetting to me than the Queens

[Megan🤠 @_megannmartinn]

As a nation can we all just agree to ignore Sam Smith cos I’m sick of seeing him in his knickers

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[karen thompson @karenfthompson]

So I ordered some daffodils with my supermarket delivery this week ,
which didn’t turn up ,
so I complained and got a refund. Turns out hungry husband thought they were spring onions and they’ve been in the fridge for the last 3 days..

What is he like ..!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌼

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

I dunno how people pay attention to their star signs. I just read that Sagittarius’ are energetic. Fully not true I could go 5 days without moving and think nothing of it 😮‍💨

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

Took Kika to the vet because she had a sore throat… just to pay £50 to be told she had a sore throat 😭 daylight robbery man💀

[Annie✨ @AnnieClarkee]

💀💀💀

[Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @D_82X]

A Fisher-"Them" 🙄 oh do f#ck off ✊💦