Annie Ruch

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

Hedge fund managers are shocked that @RobinhoodApp actually lived up to its name and redistributed the wealth

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

The girl I nanny just said that she thinks she's allergic to the sun because every time she looks at it she sneezes. #thatsnothowitworks

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc you're the best Reese! Don't miss me too much!

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

If I drink a bunch of screwdrivers tonight do you think that will help me get over my cold?

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

Ernest Hopesdale don't fail me now 🙏 #twohourdelay

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

“@reesethamc: @AnnieRuch you won” 😎💃✌️

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc I thought I saw your big head inflating a bit more...

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc don't let it go to your head

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc oh I got you. I was confused with all your adoring fans stopping by the office

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@reesethamc I thought you were the MAGIS Mo

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@reesethamc just remember there's still a lot of shredding that needs to be done

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@reesethamc low blow Mo.

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc doesn't change the fact that it happened and I'm upset

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc don't try to change the subject

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@reesethamc who is that? Must be a generational thing

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc Really? You're going to bring fuzzy rats into this dispute?

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

@reesethamc just blocked me on insta. He's claiming it was an "accident" #feelinghurt

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

The nest is literally the bane of my existence. SJU you let the whole team down.

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

My grandma just called me to find out what the definition of "meme" was 😂😂😂😂

[Annie Ruch @AnnieRuch]

My pickup line for the day: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? "North Korea" - @OliviaCorrell