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she/her/ 🥝😈✨ if i could physically suplex a man, i would be in a lot of jail

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

be gay commit multiple crimes

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

@birdie_wirdie apparently being vaguely ill

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Do you work well under pressure?”

Is this a job that involves real urgencies like an ER or a fire department, or is the pressure manufactured through poor management, uneven workload distribution, and inflated importance at the upper management level?

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[zayden @pemilo123]

The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

If I have to blow my nose one more time I'm gonna rip it off 🫪

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

@birdie_wirdie I cannot, pillow wrong x.x

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 5 books in 3 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

@birdie_wirdie ...bro it's so late in the day for me to be tearing up bc it's in WORDS

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

forgot how 1) insane Percy is and 2) how much this series slaps and 3) how DARK it gets for a children's story what the fuck

[Ti 📿🪷 VGen @Abortius]

Bi to AroAce Pipeline ✨

Journey to Self-Discovery was a trip 😩

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[worm @catboyworm]

“are you good in bed?” yeah i can sleep for 20 hours straight

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

having just finished another Agatha Christie novel, I am yet again left in awe and wanting to go back through with sticky notes

[vax merstappen @honeygoldlight]

no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

@birdie_wirdie if you go to your friends recently played you can sometimes find some golden ideas you might never have picked up 🙏

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[🔪⛲ @Annihilare]

misread a spam email subject line: instead of "From American Calendar: 2026 is half over-", I read "America 2026 is half-over" and was very confused about what kind of emails I am receiving