Annika Gordon

I’m still on year 7 of life

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

Barbie is my god and Barbie in the Princess and the Pauper is my religion

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

And where’s glee’s Grammy?

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

At 22 I still enjoy pointing out cows when we pass them on the road

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

At 18 years old I still enjoy pointing out cows when we pass them on the road

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

At 21 years old I still enjoy pointing out cows when we pass them on the road

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

I would love to drink a beer with him

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

One thing about me is I’m more than just an open book. My book is copied and pasted around town for all to read. And probably 3 towns over as well. Could be across state lines.

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

Tonight’s recap:
Had therapy
Went to Olive Garden endless pasta
Watched the Me! Music video

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

Every person I’ve ever slapped has thanked me. Consensual, welcomed, and appreciated :) Sign up below if you would like me to slap you!

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

I’m going to spill my drunk little soul all over my group chats

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

My hottest take-I will be very upset when Taylor plays Me!

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

If I enter your house. Then leave your house. And you suddenly are out of bread. There is no correlation

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

When you have phone anxiety and the red 911 emergency phone at your school starts ringing but all u can do is stare at it….

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

Why pay to get your legs waxed when you could just pluck out each individual hair with tweezers

[mad woman @slayvesful]

karlie leaving her newborn baby like sorry mommy has to terrorize her situationship tonight

[dirty sock @bossbabyg]

If u wont listen to taylor swift for me u are not worth it and unfortunately i am so serious.

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

She is literally the love of life (I’ve met her once)

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

trader joe's frozen meals are wet cat food for humans

[dirty sock @bossbabyg]

The things i say to people in my head are sooo romantic i would melt if someone said that to me

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

Being a swiftie and receiving an “I’m so sorry” text at 10:30 TETST (the eras tour standard time) gotta be the scariest feeling

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

My parents were so wrong when they told me that everything wasn’t about me

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

thank you so much for making barbie

[Annika Gordon @AnnikaGordon15]

Sometimes I just need a sweet treat except by sweet treat I mean 4 shots of tequila