Annika Shepard

Fell in love with an Asari. Saved the galaxy. Died. Saved the galaxy again. Still very much in love with an Asari. Possibly undead.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Don't worry, I'm incapable of change. I've had the same hairstyle since I was seven.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel I have no idea... *cat continues to lick* ...five credits... this is all that it does.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel I surprise myself... *opens an omni-app, and a holographic cat licking its butt appears* ...I paid for this, apparently.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Oh yeah, all the time. But it's getting harder to come up with excuses for why I'm too busy for dating, or even a booty call

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Oh, I just made a fake one... *opens her omni-tool* ...Salvatore Salsiccia, a professional water polo player in Venice.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel It used to be a human from Lunar City. He had a score of 99.1, but he was disqualified for using cybernetic enhancements.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Yup. All 2.3 billion users. Currently it's an Asari on Illium. Valeera Srem. 476 reviews. Average score of 98.5.... damn...

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Your profile is on the home screen, and whenever you set it to "available" an alert goes out to every user... in the galaxy.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel People love passing judgement on others. It's human nature... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... plus you get XP for every review.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel ...ability to respond to your desires, willingness to experiment, touching, kissing, licking... and it goes on from there.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel You're judged on physique, hygiene, strength, stamina, dexterity, affection, communication, creativity, confidence...

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Well......... yeah. I figured that part would be obvious.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Well yeah... that'll earn a lot of XP, especially if you get a good review.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel No, see... you don't understand. You get to..... *pointing at her omni-tool* ....you level up.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Each crystal orb contains an riddle. You've gotta solve the riddle to unlock new areas of the nebula.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Well, see... this is where it gets fun. For every 100 views, you get a crystal orb. A stud like you could get tons of orbs.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel If you wanna keep leveling up. And trust me, you will. The fancier you make your profile, the more views you get. Apparently.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Well, uhhhh....... no.... I watched a demo and it looked pretty sweet. But the free version only goes up to level 5.

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel How about Nubile Nebula? It's like a game. You gain XP from dates and stuff. Each level unlocks cool extras. Fun, right?

[Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard]

@tortuga_rebel Seriously! You should try Assteroid first. That one's got a lot of people just looking for hookups and fuck buddies.