Ak

just trying to change the world one tweet at a time

[The Epstein Files @TheEpsteinFiles]

Let me make this EXTREMELY clear:

- If Clinton abused kids..
• Prison
- If Bill Gates abused kids..
• Prison
- If Musk abused kids..
• Prison
- If Trump abused kids…
• Prison

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL ISSUE. YOU’RE EITHER WITH THE KIDS OR THE PED0S. THERES NO IN-BETWEEN.

[Still Boneless @still_boneless]

“I was supposed to propose tonight!”

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL THING I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

THE ENTIRE STADIUM JUST HIT THE “A MINOR” LINE

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

#SuperBowl

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

the super bowl isn’t about football, it’s about eating chips and dip and bringing up taylor swift

[kenzie | in my ❤️‍🔥 era @kenziesversion]

do they realize taylor wins either way 😭😭😭

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THIS MAN KENDRICK LAMAR JUST SMILED IN THE CAMERA AFTER COOKING DRAKE

LMFAOOOOOO

#SuperBowl

[Paige 🐉 @PaigeloveTaylor]

This is not what I want, this is not what I planned, and I just gotta say I do not understand

[nich☁️ @sohighschooll]

me waiting for Tay to show up

[Chris @citehchris]

bars should offer you a complementary cigarette once you’ve hit your 4th drink

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Putting a bay leaf in a recipe even though idk what the fuck it does

[Ak @AnnnaKell]

JD Vance wife is so beautiful and elegant, that’s my opinion of today. Can’t wait to see her outfits the next 4 years.

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[Ak @AnnnaKell]

i’m so over the faux freckle trend, like just stop painting them on your face, it doesn’t look good you kinda look dirty. -Sincerely someone with real freckles

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[Ak @AnnnaKell]

nothing like getting a bonus from
work and losing like half to taxes :) :) :) How are you taxing something that’s extra that you’re gifting to me??? seems unfair

[Ak @AnnnaKell]

i literally am so done being nice to people, it always bites me in the ass