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[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

I guess i need to check AOL to see who is winning the fight. This blows.

[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

dear UFC:

[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

@danawhite @ufc @UFCFightPass

[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

Please explain to me why people bring desktops with 23 inch monitors to panera bread company???

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It pisses me off that the default league on ESPNs site for mlb standings is the american league. I have to toggle to the national league.

[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

My just don't for the week:
Drive an "offical pace car"
Take a glove to a mlb game as an adult (Thx for raising awareness @Andrew_Hardesty)

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If you go to church once a year, "save" seats and leave early to beat traffic, you suck as a person. Thanks.

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Panera straws suck. They always break and you get air when you try to take a drink. It's the worst!

[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

Why do old people wait until all of their items are scanned at the checkout before swiping their card???

[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

Never eat at restaurants with "a touch of..." in the name. Also, never frequent a bar with "... And lounge" in the name. Thank you.

[rlp @AnnoyedInSTL]

Santa is a freeloader

[Andrew H. @Andrew_Hardesty]

@AnnoyedInSTL - Annoyed doesnt describe it! Don't put more than one bag in the overhead a-holes, its not ur locker at the MAC its a flight!

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Why are the Saturday night live christmas episodes actually funny when the real show sucks?

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My sister is in prison for drunk driving (never hurt a fly) and my college roomate is walking around a conviceted child molester. F off.

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Rams are cursed. Fired Warner, now god hates them...

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My wife keeps putting the REMOTE controller on top of the television.

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I don't get fantasy football. Seems like you could make one parlay bet with a bookie and save 6 months of time.

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It bothers me that the women on America's Next Top Model are not hotter.