That Annoying Moment

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@ALT_uscis Packing heat just like Jesus did.

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@Susan_Hennessey I will consider retroactive privilege when Trump considers a retroactive election.

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North Korea will launch a missile and test a nuke the day after the midterm elections.

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@CillizzaCNN If you were looking to provoke a response from Orange Jesus, this certainly seems the way to do it.

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@chrislhayes Real question: Does anybody know if Carter Page has always been dim?

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@RheaButcher @SarahKSilverman Thank God coal is coming back.

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@jairus_james And he got the job single handedly.

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@russchoma I'm sure the guys and gals from Cambridge Analytica could lend an unobtrusive hand.

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@snopes You think all our elected officials are sentient?

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@CaseyCagle @Delta @NRA Okay, but only if each discounted NRA passenger is seated next to a transgender left wing pacifist.

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@DannyZuker @realDonaldTrump You have to admit President Chubbers would be a hell of a human shield.

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@ZekeJMiller Long line at the payday loan store.

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@thehill What about coke head politicians? Just spankings?

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@jonfavs Why is Demi Moore so mad?

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@MikeyKayNYC @MalcolmNance President Bone Spur deferred 5 opportunities to pick up a weapon. I consider him unqualified in this area.

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@KenTremendous Of course they love him. So much upside for redemption.

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@mattmfm @MalcolmNance Cut #AngryDemiMoore some slack. After all, she did make it through SEAL training.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A subject is scientifically controversial when actively debated by legions of scientists, not when actively debated by the public, the press, or by politicians.

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@NYTimesPR @maggieNYT @nytimes @NOLAnews @ksacknyt @jswatz @MSchleifstein @tristanbaurick @SaraSneath @WilliamWidmer They voted with the climate denial crowd. Fuck 'em.

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@jamieswb In space no one can hear you scream.