Mr. Alarm Clock

I have a dial radio tuner and wake you up to your favorite channel. I only have one alarm setting, who needs more? Contracted by Team TopRamenLovesCyborgNation

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

Just got thrown in a dumpster. Now that #GISHWHES is over, I am OBSOLETE! Seriously? FML

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7AM!

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

Did you know that time is completely offset below the hemisphere. When it is day above, it is night here. When all the creatures come out

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7AM!
Remember today is the first day of the rest of your life... Unless it isn't. You should sleep in then #GISHWHES

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7AM! In Australia!

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00AM
Wake up lazy butt

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

I wonder how much of an impact Clocks are currently having on twitter trends #aCLOCKalypse #GISHWHES #alarmageddon #gishfollowme

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

Clock Quotes: "Tick Tock goes the clock even for the doctor" Hope you can guess where that is from #GISHWHESfollowme

[Thea @theasuzanne]

Any #GISHWHES alarm clocks that haven't hit 200, retweet this and I'll follow you! #aCLOCKalypse #alarmageddon #gishfollowme

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

It seems I am a defective alarm clock, My PM is AM and AM-PM.

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00AM

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

He blames me for everything: waking up late, missing classes, being late for work, failing at being a rooster... #alwaysthescapegoat

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

Master got mad at me again... He forgot to tell me to turn on the alarm, I didn't do anything though #clockabuse

[CLOCKNADO @7AM_WAKEUP_CALL]

ANY CLOCKS OUT THERE NOT AT 200??? RETWEET THIS AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

Realizing how many fellow alarm clocks have discovered the internet! Reply to this post and re-tweet it so we can meet each other #GISHWHES

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

@John_WatsonJW @JohnsAlarmClock Interesting Fellow, Perhaps you might be willing to exchange followers? Oh, and wake up your life is a dream

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

Happiest day of my life, contracted by a human, Gishwhes, to wake him up every morning at 7 am! Take that overpriced idocks! #GISHWHES

[Mr. Alarm Clock @Annoying_Clock]

Just got bullied by the Ipod dock clique. Feeling depressed #oldschool #obsolete