Darth

Artist

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Got rid of Garnacho.
Got rid of Antony.
Sent Rashford and Sancho on loan
Got rid of Højlund.
Sent Onana on loan

Signed Matheus Cunha.
Signed Bryan Mbeumo.
Signed Benjamin Šeško.
Unlocked the best version of Amad Diallo.

Called out Jason Wilcox.
Called out the board.
Destroyed player power.
Raised standards.

Ruben Amorim didn’t inherit a project.
He walked into a mess and rebuilt Manchester United with his bare hands.

I bow to the grind🙇🏽

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

Barcelona had the option to keep him for peanuts and instead dropped 70m on Gordon? Why?

[📸 @YardbwoyG]

Guys are too emotional when it comes to him so let’s take his name out for a bit.

Your team needs a midfield rebuild that’ll cost 150M+ but you also need 2 forwards.

Would you not sign a 28 yo forward for free who’s coming off a 25 g/a season and can cover 3 positions?

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

his chemistry with Saka is worth exploring… On like a day to day basis

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

I think the best scenario for Rashford is a reverse RVP situation and it would be kinda poetic

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

😭😭😭😭 lmao

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Former Manchester United head coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is among the leading candidates to become the new manager of Ipswich Town. [bbc]

[AC Milan @acmilan]

Welcoming our new head coach, Rúben Amorim ✍️

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

they said he was gonna be jobless cause no one wanted him 🥱🥱

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: Rúben Amorim to AC Milan as new head coach, HERE WE GO! 🇵🇹

Verbal agreement done on deal valid until June 2028 plus option until June 2029.

Amorim has accepted all conditions and will sign this week as new Milan manager. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

folks that have never watched a minute of anime out here doing drink/food jutsu 😖

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

reminds me of Gareth Bale

[Kara @UTDKarra]

OHHHHHH MY WORD 😭

What have you done, Patrick Dorgu? An unbelievable strike from outside the box

This is exactly why every coach wants to play him further forward. Manchester United, we have got a player on our hands

Holy Mary… WOW 🤯

[. @__nkem]

2lbs of chicken feet cost $13, I’m being priced out of living 😔.

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

the BBC doc on Biafra is so laughable. Firstly what was the BBC actually saying DURING the time of Biafra

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

these folk had 70m for Gordon btw

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

They should just pay the 30m 🙏🏾

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

@qvxdri Lmfao real shit.. its not late 👀😔

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

Precisely

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Na Dorgu and Amad Bruno wan use break assist record? 😂😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

There’s something about the 20-assist PL record.

Last season, Salah had 11 assists by December but finished on 18.

In 2015/16, Ozil had 16 assists after 18 games and still ended on 19.

Lampard, Fabregas & De Bruyne all looked set to break it too, and none did.

I can assure you Bruno Fernandes isn’t breaking it 👍🏾

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

😭

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

What will we do when Casemiro leaves

[𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙁𝘾 🔴⚪️ @barnesafc]

If he managed to play with Bruno, he’d have had 5 league titles

[Darth @Anny_Inferno]

What will we do when Casemiro leaves