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I feel God in this Chilis tonight

[gabagool @Annyreee]

@Sherm62 Wait for real? After all the work we’ve done??

[gabagool @Annyreee]

In conflict with and unrelated to my last tweet: if there were a god I wouldn’t be celiac.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Fact check: TRUE

[gabagool @Annyreee]

Another day I didn’t die on the Dan Ryan god is good.

[gabagool @Annyreee]

“If I were to have to puke where would I do it?” - a wasted Matt Odonnell in my apartment

Like the toilet dude, what?!

[gabagool @Annyreee]

And the grass all smells the same as the day you broke your arm swinging🍀.

[gabagool @Annyreee]

All I want ever and all the time is to be in a cozy bar eating food and drinking fun drinks all the time 24/7 and then I’d be always happy

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

would you answer?

[gabagool @Annyreee]

@motelbreakfast Omg it’s broken!?!?

[gabagool @Annyreee]

My dad is a 64 year old rich man who is going to Dubuque, IA to watch my brother play a show and is planning to sleep on a friends couch #stayyoung

[gabagool @Annyreee]

I’m sorry but you’re a whore if you fit into the same dress you did in high school.

[gabagool @Annyreee]

Someone recently just said to me “no one cares about women’s basketball.”

Ok.

[gabagool @Annyreee]

Let’s dance

[Marquette University @MarquetteU]

🤔 Why is #MarchMadness known as 'The Big Dance?'

Answer: Legendary @MarquetteMBB coach, Al McGuire

In 1977, Marquette coach Al McGuire was asked if he would be wearing a lucky blazer while coaching in the upcoming NCAA men’s tournament.

His reply?

“Absolutely,” he said. “You gotta wear the blue blazer when you go to the big dance.”

McGuire and Marquette would go on to win the national title that year. 😏

[gabagool @Annyreee]

“Have any of you ever buried a cow!?”- a real thing Mick ODonnell once said

[gabagool @Annyreee]

Waiting in line for the bathroom with @MattCusack2

[gabagool @Annyreee]

I am so burnt out I want to lay in bed and cry and watch gossip girl

[Kayla Knapp @TheKaylaKnapp]

if you think Jason Kelce going bonkers at a football game is cool, but are annoyed by Taylor Swift cheering, you might just hate women