🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀

Too ashamed to tweet my love for #TheBachelor/#TheBachelorette on my actual Twitter account. In between Rose Ceremonies I watch (and tweet) other shows.

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Evergreen tweet.

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Wait, is #TheBachelorette still a thing?

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

They should cast Kelsey in season 3 of @YouNetflix. #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Look, the world is on fire and I would love to turn to #TheBachelor again as a distraction, but one of the women just compared love to getting a wax because you have to “bare it all” and I don’t know if I can do this.

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Wait, is #TheBachelorette still a thing?

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Becca, do not let Chris Harrison fool you. He cannot be trusted. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorette

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Sigh. Oh, Becca, no. #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Arie proposing to Lauren right now shows just how much they CANNOT read a room. #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Oh God, @abc is using footage from Arie and Becca’s breakup in promos for other shows, classy. #TheBachelor

[Laura @laura_ashley88]

Chris Harrison: “I can’t imagine what’s going through your head right now”
Lauren B: “Me either” #AftertheFinalRose

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Me, watching Arie and Lauren #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

The woman who lied about going to work at a pot farm instead of owning up to being on #TheBachelor is somehow making the most sense.

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Oh pooooooooooor @chrisbharrison. #TheBachelor

[Michael G. @MichaelGarofola]

This is textbook immature dude who needs a challenge and uncertainty. Arie prefers Lauren's aloofness/stoicism over Becca's strength and confidence. I hope I'm wrong, otherwise once Lauren is no longer mysterious, he'll lose interest in her, too. #TheBachelor #AfterTheFinalRose

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

I will boycott this wedding if ABC dares to air it. #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Maybe Lauren is really good at phone sex, y’all. #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Arie and Lauren might deserve each other, honestly. #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Imagine if Jason Mesnick had pulled his switch when Twitter was around. #TheBachelor

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Basically I’m over #TheBachelor and just ready for A Wrinkle In Time.

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

Yaaaall. https://t.co/tUHIF5l8NV

[Drew Christensen @DChristensenMN]

10,000 RTs and I’ll invite Becca to Minnesota’s State of the State Address. #TheBachelor #mnleg #PriorLakeLakers