hb

no gamble, no future

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

The fact the odds of walking up to a random guy, and that dude have a gambling account is -110 is one of the funniest things about the simulation

[Rich Hribar @LordReebs]

Derrick Henry turned 32 in January with 322 touches, 1,745 yards and 16 TDs.

Since 2018 (inc. postseason), Henry has +370 touches than the next closest player in the NFL (Saquon).

+21 TDs than next (CMC).

10+ TDs in 8 straight seasons.

+1,362 yards than next(CMC).

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[ESPN @espn]

DENVER TAKES DOWN WISCONSIN TO WIN THE NATTY 🏆

This is the Denver Pioneers third NCAA title in five years 🙌

[Cody Main @cmain7]

choose your fighter

[hb @AnonDFS]

@cmain7 Saving any money doing this or is it primarily the time you’re saving?

[🌷🐰 sonya serendipitously 🐇🎀 @sonyasupposedly]

everyone is gonna be so pissed when the supposed "generational wealth transfer" from boomers goes straight to end-of-life care

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

Damn. First poker book I ever read was The Theory of Poker by Sklansky.

Also, everyone still uses the phrase Sklansky Bucks today. For example: “My god I bet Xavier Worthy over 32.5 yards, it closed 46.5, and lost. Does the fucking landlord accept Sklansky Bucks?”

RIP.

[hb @AnonDFS]

@DK_Assist Golden Retrievers upset of Virginia!! Absolutely electric. Still hypes me up.

[Plus EV Analytics @PlusEVAnalytics]

🍀 🍀 🍀 May the realized outcomes of random events be more favourable to you than is statistically expected 🍀 🍀 🍀

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

In America, a serf may be let free if he picks 64 basketball games correctly

[hb @AnonDFS]

I’m dumber than shit so take nothing I say at face value

[hb @AnonDFS]

Been on my mind lately and think there’s a lot of truth to it. Fortunately(?) for us (me and my friends around 30 in the US) it seems that everything is happening on a much more accelerated timeline than before. The hope is that if/when we fall, the rebuild will be quick?? Idk…

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

We’re all watching the fall of Rome in real time

[hb @AnonDFS]

Pessimistic me thinks we’re fucked and we deserve everything we get due to our collective complacency. Something something weak men, hard times… 250yrs is prolly enough of this hellscape. Late stage capitalism folks were right all along.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

A god that needs violent men to succeed is a god invented by violent men.

[Davis Mattek @DavisMattek]

This is quite the choke from Ludvig lmao

[hb @AnonDFS]

Aberg just refusing to score today. Must have found out I bet him to win; wants to deliver max pain

[Madison Faith🌷 @internetmadison]

the jeep rubber duck thing seems swingers adjacent

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

ha thank god I'M not a dish of human brain cells simulating reality