Anonymous Lyft Driver

Part-time Lyft driver, navigating life the best I can. Retweeting Lyft passengers, both the good and bad.

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Some passengers have unrealistic expectations and are entitled jerks. They also don't understand the rating system
5 stars = driver should keep his gig
4 stars = driver should be fired
3 stars = driver needs to be fired
2 stars = fire the damn driver
1 star = FIRE THE DRIVER NOW https://t.co/u4o4AxHXJ1

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Take a bus https://t.co/RksxpbYsRo

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://t.co/zf6UTfnna5

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Yes
#OneStarPassenger https://t.co/Q2cTF4nCA2

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Five Star Passenger
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://t.co/RPfs8nBaWk

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Agreed!!!! 100%
Shared rides suck
Shared ride passengers suck https://t.co/v03GxdouQV

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Probably not new to complaining into the void either.
#SharedRidesSuck
#OneStarPassenger https://t.co/NsEAMQjH1p

[Queensporsche @Queensporsche]

@AskLyft Come on now, even I know this is a completely canned, made up response. There is absolutely zero reason for a shared ride to cost more than the regular ride. The app is simply screwy. I've ridden over 5000 miles between @Uber and Lyft. not a newbie.

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

To see if the fare increases?
Uh no. Drivers can't see anything like that.
Also, shared rides suck and the passengers who choose shared rides suck. They also never tip.
Take your broke ass "I'm so tired" (and misinformed) complaints and shove 'em up your ass.
#OneStarPassenger https://t.co/Wv13nPJksF

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Snitches get stitches. #smh https://t.co/SIio0LfaBe

[BIG BANK BEISHA @_PettyCrocker]

@lyft why are your drivers riding with their friends while picking up packages???

I never requested a shared ride

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

You should. It's awful. And shared riders rarely ever tip. Cheap as fuck https://t.co/xaYmLd7X35

[.divina @isanflor]

Sometimes i feel bad when i use shared lyft lmao im cheap af

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Shared rides suck balls for drivers. SUCK BALLS https://t.co/Bjno19Nyb3

[Lyft @lyft]

Together we can fight for humane immigration policies. Round Up & Donate to the @ACLU today in order to support their continued work for immigrants' rights: https://t.co/aVMCV4i038

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

There is
Cancel ride
get out of vehicle
take a bus https://t.co/mpEe0GGc5T

[x @beauglassman3]

@RonnieKaram There needs to be a silence icon on ride sharing apps

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

7 minutes and this guy goes to twitter complaining. For a 7 minute discrepancy? Bet he rated his driver less than 5 stars too. The level of entitlement passengers have is off the fucking charts. 🤷‍♂️
#OneStarPassenger ⭐️
#Douchebag https://t.co/fczJPiuM0S

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

Here you go... Just to further prove that the ratings system is bullshit. 3 stars, you might think of as average but Lyft thinks it is worthy of a critical response team intervention. Give fives stars unless you want your driver fired. https://t.co/pGB4SHBkLR

[Ask Lyft @AskLyft]

@cardibsbutthole Hi there, if you have rated your driver 3 stars or less then this ride has already been brought to the attention of our Critical Response team. If you would like to speak to someone directly about your experience please use the "Call Me" button at https://t.co/ava7Is1iec

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

The 5 Star rating system is awful. 5 = keep job. Everything else means get fired. https://t.co/PsHgA17DDz

[Jason Lindquist.eth0 @0xEnder]

Restaurant kiosk tabletss: ANY score less than 5 screws your waiter. Even if it’s not the waiter’s job:
https://t.co/GR5FCh71Ol

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

OR?
Or tweet about it?
It would probably be the decent thing to do to tell him since he doesn't have eyes that extend to the backseat floor.
🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/Okpc7i83Br

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

She seems nice 🤷‍♂️
#OneStarPassenger ⭐️ https://t.co/2HRRVc7GBK

[Marc Bravo @MrMacho419]

#LYFT 101
If your passenger keeps talking about the "really good tip" they are gonna give you, know that 99% of the time they won't tip at all. Lol

[MW Ryde Guy @ChiLyftDrvr]

I see the propaganda ministry @Lyft has been busy again. Renamed "Line" to "Shared." New name, but same crappy deal for any driver who accepts them.

[Anonymous Lyft Driver @AnonLyftDriver]

AND pay drivers more. Why should a $5.00 cancel fee be more than half the rides we get paid for? #smh https://t.co/8su9MQJ4MB