EveryProdManager

The Production Manager: the no man's land of theatre. Not quite office staff, not quite production staff. But, willing to drink with all.

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

@OffStageJobs @MagzFilmFan You were already on the list!

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

Hey all. When looking for a job...what are the sites you browse? My company has some openings and I want to target places people actually look!

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

“Well, stop putting your fingers in it.” should never be technical service advice...but...here we are. #stopputtingyourfingersinamachine #imnotyourmom #butseriouslystopit

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

Does anyone else have days where you’re truly impressed that people around you are able to function in day to day life? #whydoyouneedmyhelp #pleaseputpaperINthecopier

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

Can it still be referred to as “Paid Time Off” if I have to work over 40 hours by Thursday to get enough done to take Friday off? #tired #pto #salariedproblems

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

The amount of times I yelled, “Why won’t you let me make you money??” today has GOT to be a record. #butforreal #listentomeandiwillmakeyoumoney

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

True friendship is being handed a glasses wipe in a meeting where said glasses have already been tossed a few times. #oneofthosedays #endlessmeetings #needmoresolutions

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

Do you ever have those days where you look around and think, “Hmm...I wonder when my last tetanus shot was?”

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

After a particularly insane example of toxic masculinity...
Coworker: Are you smiling at him or bearing your teeth to intimidate him?
Me: Both.

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

Anyone out there studied for/taken the PMP exam? Any advise on supplemental texts other than the PMBOK?

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

I’d be lost without MS Project and Sharpie highlighters.

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

“Build me a sandcastle!”

“Waaahhhh! Why are you in my sandbox??”

...can’t have it both ways guys...

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

6 flights. 9 days. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in bed until Monday. #somanytimezones #snoringfordays #surprisetravel

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

This happened Monday.

Boss: Can you come to the next Board Meeting?
Me: Sure, when?
Boss: Thursday.
Me: THIS THURSDAY?
Boss: Are you not available?

...our board mtgs are in another time zone. To the airport!

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

I *almost* forgot headphones for the flight to #USITT
That would have been brutal! Phew!

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

@AnonLxTech Oof. Man, I’m not happy about FL...but I’d rather USITT in FL than the Vegas strip for anything. Good luck dude.

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

@AnonLxTech are you at USITT this year?

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

@AnonLxTech Ugh. Gross. I’m headed to FL in the morning. What could be better than FL during Spring Break? 🙄

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

Anne helped paved the way for all female technicians. She’s the exception to the rule “don’t meet your heros.” #congrats #annevalentino #usitt2018 #usitt https://t.co/uGkhgjHk8W

[ETCInc @ETCInc]

#USITT2018 conference attendees: Tomorrow night, join us in congratulating Anne Valentino as she accepts a Distinguished Achievement Award and discusses her work and control philosophies 7:00-8:15pm. https://t.co/7VRqQwS6X1

[EveryProdManager @AnonProdManager]

My flight app just reminded me that I’m going to #USITT tomorrow. I guess I should pack...