i promise, im funny

I thrive on compliments and wine

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

I'm genuinely concerned that emotionally I'm a guy

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

@mich_princesss I say this all the time when in essence if the person is holding back bc of other ppl theyre truly the most selfless of all

[Heidi @wiitchybookworm]

I HATE when people say suicide is selfish. Do you know how low a person has to feel to commit suicide?

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

I'm certain my true calling in life is to be a talk show host

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

I miss pre election social media, when I could just go look at memes without being bombarded with everyone's political opinions

[Deep Fried Whey 🦍 @DeepFriedWhey]

The only feelings I get are hungry

[♡ @unfilteredbitxh]

I hope that you never, not even for one second, become a secondary character in your own story.

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

how can u face your problem if ur problem is ur face

[Bama Belle ™ @bama_belle__]

I swear my life can never be simple lol

[kat ❀ @lilhotmess_]

I have so many cute date ideas but no one to go on a date with

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

once i start eating pizza i just cant stop

[♛ @_J4Y13N3]

What you say about someone says more about you.

[tierney @trippietier]

Kids these days need to know its ok to lose at something

[i promise, im funny @Anonnness]

I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up

[Princess K @Princess___K___]

How does time go by so quickly?! Wasn't it just February??