Anony

assigned princess consuella banana hammock at birth

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

“I want to go home” is something you’ll always hear me saying.

[Arinolaoluwa @hauwaMofaliving]

The urge to nap between 3PM-5PM is no joke.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my nervous system doesn't tolerate yelling or arguing. speak to me calmly, or don't speak to me at all.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

“it's been a LONG week” me on Tuesday

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Everything is literally urgent in corporate, except salary increases and recognition.

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

“i want to go home” is something you’ll always catch me saying .

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone

[王 @0seiagyeman]

To anyone finding their fire again, may it come back steady, unshakable, and impossible to lose.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please be picky as fuck, this is your world and whatever you want exists.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Seriously, 2026 should just be called the ‘Things I Never Thought Could Happen’ year

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

january me was so full of hope.

July me is just a survivor.

[Naje Sweet. @iluvvnaje]

I love being funny and I love funny people. Laughing is like one of the best parts about being alive.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

i knew i was old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad af

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

The autistic urge to assume everyone hates you unless they overtly state they like you

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

no reason to be a people pleaser since people are never fucking pleased

[Anony @Anony4081]

If our data is already out there you’d think we would be past the point of getting ads for apps we already have downloaded