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You can tell a studio is expecting their new movie to make zero dollars when they call it "THE SURPRISE MOVIE OF THE SUMMER" in the trailer. Like hey everyone, we know you had no idea this shit was coming out so just trust me on this one

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MDVA ULTIMATE SUMMIT VOTING PHASE OPT-INS ARE NOW OPEN!!!

Players who have shown their strength by either placing well at MDVA Events, or being ranked in our region's history are eligible to opt-in! Opt ins are now open and will close on June 27th.

A full list of eligible players and the requirements are linked below!

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@FireThePyro Yo just wanted to say this video made me insanely nostalgic. I love this little goober, he was my Smash 4 main too and I lowkey miss him

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I need all remaining players in the bracket to understand that Zverev CANNOT win this tournament. Let it be Ruud, let it be De Minaur, I don't care. Hell I'll even accept a Djokovic dub at this point. Anyone but Zverev, who MUST retire as the WOAT for cosmic justice to be upheld

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Updated French Open Odds 👀🎾

Field is WIDE OPEN after #1 Jannik Sinner (-300) is upset in the Round of 64 #RolandGarros

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5k towns reached lmfao

I wanna try going for 50% population coverage but that's gonna be deceptively brutal from here on out

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I was playing this game the normal way at first, got through all the capitals and notable cities and was ready to call it, but then I figured out how to activate Forbidden Nightmare Mode (set it to "every state" and just start typing in random plausible-sounding town names)

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@JamesOP18 @UnovaSSB I posted it like 30 seconds after it happened

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watching smash bros

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@pearlaprincesa https://t.co/S6VUdjTaPz

[AnonymousBadger @AnonymousBadge3]

I was playing this game the normal way at first, got through all the capitals and notable cities and was ready to call it, but then I figured out how to activate Forbidden Nightmare Mode (set it to "every state" and just start typing in random plausible-sounding town names)

[⚢ ~ benson kixx-pearson 🪽 @bensonmuncher]

Am i just stupid or something cus what

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@imbrownonline Sittin' here looking at my car, my degree, and my paycheck thinking abt how much better my life would be if I'd won a few more sets in redemption bracket

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It is absolutely hilarious that the new Star Wars movie is such a shitty nothingburger that its release mostly just has the timeline arguing about the fucking Last Jedi AGAIN

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@Echo_SEMO Marss can pull it off cause he's spent a decade developing some of the best fundies and game sense in the world, so his base level of play can still win even with more execution flubs than usual. He isn't exactly a good standard for how much an average player should practice!

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@CaprisunFRFX @alibaba_mk

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The MDVA Ultimate Summit says to SUPPORT YOUR LOCALS!!!

Join us at events across all of MDVA starting NEXT WEEK for your chance as the Summit Crown!!

QUALIFIERS

@FrameTrapSSBU - MAY 25TH
Protocol - JUNE 1ST
The Answer - June 11th
@Share_Stock_ - June 16th
@CUEManassas - June 23rd
@RVASmash's VA Arcadian - June 27th
KMLocal - July 9th!!

YOUR CHANCE IS NOW, MDVA!!!

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"Short fiction that continues the Omelas story" is a pretty trite trope at this point, and I'm frankly skeptical of most literary attempts to "expand upon" Le Guin's ideas, which makes it all the more surprising that this one is actually lowkey really good lol

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THE FIRST EVER MDVA SMASH ULTIMATE SUMMIT!! JULY 11TH-12TH, 2026!!! ︀︀ ︀︀

24 PLAYERS! ︀︀
14 INVITED ︀
7 QUALIFIERS ︀

3 VOTE-INS ︀︀ ︀︀Want to be part of the invitational roster? Qualifiers start NEXT WEEK!!!!!

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@coryabro It's literally a good stage against him if you play a character with any sort of zoning capability

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The summer of smash kicks off in MDVA!!! And with that we have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Tune in tomorrow at 5:00 PM ET right here on our page for a special announcement for our org's next BIG EVENT!!!

In the meantime, have this teaser image :)

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Had a great block at VacationLAN 2 tonight, shoutout to @ritualcasts and @jarodchi_ for holding down the fort with me! Lots of fun sets, thanks for having me as always

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I can't believe I took a two-year commentary hiatus and moved regions and they're STILL making me cast Wii Fit vs. Mii Brawler