AnonymousDanceTeacher

“But my daughter is a mature 2 year old”

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

It’s always Pony, and never Differences.

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Not a white girl dancing to Sweet Georgia Brown.

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

I’m shocked at how many teams have not hit their turns…
#udanationals2026

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

We as a community HAVE to retire Taylor the Latte Boy.

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Not a Mormon dance…

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Some of us are winning gold medals right now…and some of us are getting bitched at for competition casting.

Olympics of a different kind.

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

💔

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

ugh

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Girl: oh I haven’t danced since I was 5!

*proceeds to enroll in Advanced 2*

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Is it weird that my mom never wishes me a happy Mother’s Day?? 💀😂 #loltrauma

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Exploiting kids’ trauma for the sake of your own choreo goals is fucking unhinged.

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Hip hop is so much more that booty pops.

Please do better.

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Walking is the new dancing I guess

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

How many Barbie routines will I see today?!

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

We are poor.
Leave us alone.

[dancestudioownerprobzz⏱ @dancestudi0prob]

Hi dancers and dance parents!
This is your friendly reminder that most of your children’s dance teachers and studio owners are NOT rolling in dough, and supporting them during the holidays is much appreciated! We are people, too!

[dancestudioownerprobzz⏱ @dancestudi0prob]

When *that* dance mom complains about a $10 price increase and then you overhear her kid telling the whole team about how they just went on their 25th cruise, the fourth one this year alone….🧐🧐🧐

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Nothing like a routine about a threesome on a Sunday morning!!!

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

If you’re winning 1st and 2nd in the Advanced Teen Solo division…you don’t need to be dancing with 9-10 year olds. 😂

[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

I promise that you don’t need 3 solos.